On 30-4-2017 10:03, Stephen wrote:
> On 4/30/2017 7:51 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>
>>>
>>
>> Stephen, how much did you drink last night? :-)
>>
>
> That's a question I never answer. ;-)
>
> But for you the answer is: Enough and not too much.
>
> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry Cryer
> was telling pub jokes.
>
> Here is one of mine.
>
> A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".
>
> [It was an iron bar.]
>
> We need more traffic.
>

What would he have said if it had been an Iron Lady? ;-)

[not very good, I know, but the best I can do]

More traffic? we can ban traffic lights at this moment and organise 
off-topic (or other pov-related) street races...

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On 4/30/2017 12:13 PM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> On 30-4-2017 10:03, Stephen wrote:
>> On 4/30/2017 7:51 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Stephen, how much did you drink last night? :-)
>>>
>>
>> That's a question I never answer. ;-)
>>
>> But for you the answer is: Enough and not too much.
>>
>> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry Cryer
>> was telling pub jokes.
>>
>> Here is one of mine.
>>
>> A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".
>>
>> [It was an iron bar.]
>>
>> We need more traffic.
>>
>
> What would he have said if it had been an Iron Lady? ;-)
>
> [not very good, I know, but the best I can do]
>
You really don't want to know. But it goes something like this:

See you hen.
Whack!


> More traffic? we can ban traffic lights at this moment and organise
> off-topic (or other pov-related) street races...
>


Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. 
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when 
a loud cried out:
"Jesus is watching you."
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In 
a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's 
your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot 
named you Clarence?"
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.

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     Stephen

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On 30-4-2017 13:29, Stephen wrote:
> On 4/30/2017 12:13 PM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>> On 30-4-2017 10:03, Stephen wrote:
>>> On 4/30/2017 7:51 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Stephen, how much did you drink last night? :-)
>>>>
>>>
>>> That's a question I never answer. ;-)
>>>
>>> But for you the answer is: Enough and not too much.
>>>
>>> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry Cryer
>>> was telling pub jokes.
>>>
>>> Here is one of mine.
>>>
>>> A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".
>>>
>>> [It was an iron bar.]
>>>
>>> We need more traffic.
>>>
>>
>> What would he have said if it had been an Iron Lady? ;-)
>>
>> [not very good, I know, but the best I can do]
>>
> You really don't want to know. But it goes something like this:
>
> See you hen.
> Whack!
>
>
>> More traffic? we can ban traffic lights at this moment and organise
>> off-topic (or other pov-related) street races...
>>
>
>
> Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
> He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when
> a loud cried out:
> "Jesus is watching you."
> Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
> "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
> The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In
> a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
> "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
> "Yes", said the parrot.
> The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
> your name?"
> "Clarence," said the bird.
> "That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
> named you Clarence?"
> "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.
>

I love this one! :-)

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On 5/1/2017 7:45 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>> Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
>> He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when
>> a loud cried out:
>> "Jesus is watching you."
>> Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
>> "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
>> The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In
>> a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
>> "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
>> "Yes", said the parrot.
>> The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
>> your name?"
>> "Clarence," said the bird.
>> "That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
>> named you Clarence?"
>> "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.
>>
>
> I love this one! :-)

I am still giggling when I think about it.

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     Stephen

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On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 09:03:15 +0100, Stephen wrote:

> A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Two guys walk into a bar.  The third one ducked.

Jim



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besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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On Mon, 01 May 2017 11:05:00 +0100, Stephen wrote:

> On 5/1/2017 7:45 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>> Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was
>>> empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his
>>> tracks when a loud cried out:
>>> "Jesus is watching you."
>>> Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
>>> "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
>>> The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically.
>>> In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
>>> "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
>>> "Yes", said the parrot.
>>> The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot:
>>> "What's your name?"
>>> "Clarence," said the bird.
>>> "That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
>>> named you Clarence?"
>>> "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.
>>>
>>>
>> I love this one! :-)
> 
> I am still giggling when I think about it.

LOL



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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and 
besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 09:03:15 +0100, Stephen wrote:

> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry Cryer
> was telling pub jokes.

Radio 4?  Link?



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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and 
besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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On 5/1/2017 5:49 PM, Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 09:03:15 +0100, Stephen wrote:
>
>> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry Cryer
>> was telling pub jokes.
>
> Radio 4?

Ja.

> Link?
>
Nein, Recht. :P

You should be able to find it from this. ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0510tn1

or search for:

Election Free Zone: Barry Cryer #

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     Stephen

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On 5/1/2017 5:47 PM, Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 09:03:15 +0100, Stephen wrote:
>
>> A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".
>
> Two guys walk into a bar.  The third one ducked.
>

And the forth one shot him.
Sorry that was Vice President Dick Cheney. :)


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     Stephen

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On Mon, 01 May 2017 18:00:35 +0100, Stephen wrote:

> On 5/1/2017 5:49 PM, Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Sun, 30 Apr 2017 09:03:15 +0100, Stephen wrote:
>>
>>> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry
>>> Cryer was telling pub jokes.
>>
>> Radio 4?
> 
> Ja.
> 
>> Link?
>>
> Nein, Recht. :P
> 
> You should be able to find it from this. ;)
> 
> http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0510tn1
> 
> or search for:
> 
> Election Free Zone: Barry Cryer #

Aired on 24-April in the show PM?

Grabbing that now. :)

Thanks!

Jim
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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and 
besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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