On 30-4-2017 13:29, Stephen wrote:
> On 4/30/2017 12:13 PM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>> On 30-4-2017 10:03, Stephen wrote:
>>> On 4/30/2017 7:51 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Stephen, how much did you drink last night? :-)
>>>>
>>>
>>> That's a question I never answer. ;-)
>>>
>>> But for you the answer is: Enough and not too much.
>>>
>>> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry Cryer
>>> was telling pub jokes.
>>>
>>> Here is one of mine.
>>>
>>> A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".
>>>
>>> [It was an iron bar.]
>>>
>>> We need more traffic.
>>>
>>
>> What would he have said if it had been an Iron Lady? ;-)
>>
>> [not very good, I know, but the best I can do]
>>
> You really don't want to know. But it goes something like this:
>
> See you hen.
> Whack!
>
>
>> More traffic? we can ban traffic lights at this moment and organise
>> off-topic (or other pov-related) street races...
>>
>
>
> Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
> He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when
> a loud cried out:
> "Jesus is watching you."
> Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
> "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
> The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In
> a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
> "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
> "Yes", said the parrot.
> The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
> your name?"
> "Clarence," said the bird.
> "That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
> named you Clarence?"
> "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.
>

I love this one! :-)

-- 
Thomas

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