On 4/30/2017 12:13 PM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> On 30-4-2017 10:03, Stephen wrote:
>> On 4/30/2017 7:51 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Stephen, how much did you drink last night? :-)
>>>
>>
>> That's a question I never answer. ;-)
>>
>> But for you the answer is: Enough and not too much.
>>
>> iPM on ratio 4 are haveing an election free spot. Last week Barry Cryer
>> was telling pub jokes.
>>
>> Here is one of mine.
>>
>> A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".
>>
>> [It was an iron bar.]
>>
>> We need more traffic.
>>
>
> What would he have said if it had been an Iron Lady? ;-)
>
> [not very good, I know, but the best I can do]
>
You really don't want to know. But it goes something like this:

See you hen.
Whack!


> More traffic? we can ban traffic lights at this moment and organise
> off-topic (or other pov-related) street races...
>


Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. 
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when 
a loud cried out:
"Jesus is watching you."
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In 
a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's 
your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot 
named you Clarence?"
"The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.

-- 

Regards
     Stephen

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