On Mon, 01 May 2017 11:05:00 +0100, Stephen wrote:

> On 5/1/2017 7:45 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>> Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was
>>> empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his
>>> tracks when a loud cried out:
>>> "Jesus is watching you."
>>> Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
>>> "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
>>> The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically.
>>> In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
>>> "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
>>> "Yes", said the parrot.
>>> The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot:
>>> "What's your name?"
>>> "Clarence," said the bird.
>>> "That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
>>> named you Clarence?"
>>> "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.
>>>
>>>
>> I love this one! :-)
> 
> I am still giggling when I think about it.

LOL



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