On 5/1/2017 7:45 AM, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>> Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
>> He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when
>> a loud cried out:
>> "Jesus is watching you."
>> Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
>> "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
>> The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In
>> a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
>> "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
>> "Yes", said the parrot.
>> The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
>> your name?"
>> "Clarence," said the bird.
>> "That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot
>> named you Clarence?"
>> "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus," the parrot replied.
>>
>
> I love this one! :-)

I am still giggling when I think about it.

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Regards
     Stephen

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