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>> I was a very stupid child.
>>
>> Unfortunately, I'm not sure that much has improved. :-(
>
> You have a hunger to learn things. Stupid people don't do that. Stupid
> people are content with what they know and aren't curious about anything.
Even stupid people can be enthusiastic about stuff.
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On 9/30/2011 2:58 AM, Invisible wrote:
>>> I was a very stupid child.
>>>
>>> Unfortunately, I'm not sure that much has improved. :-(
>>
>> You have a hunger to learn things. Stupid people don't do that. Stupid
>> people are content with what they know and aren't curious about anything.
>
> Even stupid people can be enthusiastic about stuff.
Jim's right, you know. You are not stupid. You've supplied plenty of
evidence to the contrary here.
Stupid people don't talk about calculus, haskell, pov-ray and other
things. Stupid people sit and stare at the TV, watching to see whether
[insert current attractive celebrity here] is gonna show it all or not
or marry [insert other idiot celebrity who's gone through 25 marriages
already], or had sex with [insert random person] or just plopped out a
baby while flying on their own private lear jet. etc ...
Stupid people don't concern themselves with such banalities as quantum
theory, integration, derivatives, signal processing or information theory.
Stupid people just want to push the shiny red button and see the sparkly
things.
You, sir, are not a stupid person.
--
~Mike
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>> Even stupid people can be enthusiastic about stuff.
>
> Jim's right, you know. You are not stupid. You've supplied plenty of
> evidence to the contrary here.
>
> Stupid people don't talk about calculus, haskell, pov-ray and other
> things. Stupid people sit and stare at the TV, watching to see whether
> [insert current attractive celebrity here] is gonna show it all or not
> or marry [insert other idiot celebrity who's gone through 25 marriages
> already], or had sex with [insert random person] or just plopped out a
> baby while flying on their own private lear jet. etc ...
>
> Stupid people don't concern themselves with such banalities as quantum
> theory, integration, derivatives, signal processing or information theory.
>
> Stupid people just want to push the shiny red button and see the sparkly
> things.
>
> You, sir, are not a stupid person.
We do occasionally get ex-Java programmers turn up on the Haskell IRC
channel who've read about Haskell, are really excited about it, and also
have the attention span on a goldfish.
Required Bash quote: http://bash.org/?22094
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On Fri, 30 Sep 2011 10:18:41 -0500, Mike Raiford wrote:
> On 9/30/2011 2:58 AM, Invisible wrote:
>>>> I was a very stupid child.
>>>>
>>>> Unfortunately, I'm not sure that much has improved. :-(
>>>
>>> You have a hunger to learn things. Stupid people don't do that. Stupid
>>> people are content with what they know and aren't curious about
>>> anything.
>>
>> Even stupid people can be enthusiastic about stuff.
>
> Jim's right, you know. You are not stupid. You've supplied plenty of
> evidence to the contrary here.
>
> Stupid people don't talk about calculus, haskell, pov-ray and other
> things. Stupid people sit and stare at the TV, watching to see whether
> [insert current attractive celebrity here] is gonna show it all or not
> or marry [insert other idiot celebrity who's gone through 25 marriages
> already], or had sex with [insert random person] or just plopped out a
> baby while flying on their own private lear jet. etc ...
>
> Stupid people don't concern themselves with such banalities as quantum
> theory, integration, derivatives, signal processing or information
> theory.
>
> Stupid people just want to push the shiny red button and see the sparkly
> things.
>
> You, sir, are not a stupid person.
What Mike said. :)
Jim
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On Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:50:10 +0100, Invisible wrote:
>>> Even stupid people can be enthusiastic about stuff.
>>
>> Jim's right, you know. You are not stupid. You've supplied plenty of
>> evidence to the contrary here.
>>
>> Stupid people don't talk about calculus, haskell, pov-ray and other
>> things. Stupid people sit and stare at the TV, watching to see whether
>> [insert current attractive celebrity here] is gonna show it all or not
>> or marry [insert other idiot celebrity who's gone through 25 marriages
>> already], or had sex with [insert random person] or just plopped out a
>> baby while flying on their own private lear jet. etc ...
>>
>> Stupid people don't concern themselves with such banalities as quantum
>> theory, integration, derivatives, signal processing or information
>> theory.
>>
>> Stupid people just want to push the shiny red button and see the
>> sparkly things.
>>
>> You, sir, are not a stupid person.
>
> We do occasionally get ex-Java programmers turn up on the Haskell IRC
> channel who've read about Haskell, are really excited about it, and also
> have the attention span on a goldfish.
>
> Required Bash quote: http://bash.org/?22094
Short attention spans are not an indicator of one's intelligence. Ask
anyone who has ADD or ADHD. My son went to a school that specialized in
working with highly intelligent students with learning disabilities -
which is ADD/ADHD. Some incredibly bright kids - Ken among them - who
just couldn't focus.
One of the most fascinating discussions I've ever had was with one of his
classmates - Will described what it was like living in his head, and how
frustrating it could be to not be able to focus on one thing. What he
said was one of the most eloquent ways I'd ever heard it put.
Jim
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> Worst.
>
> Dream.
>
> EVER.
>
> >_<
Several people have commented on how you might or might not survive a
catastrophy like this. What nobody seems to have much to say about is
what would happen to your sanity if you were faced with a thousand
million glassy lifeless eyes staring at you.
I feel almost certain that you would not remain sane for very long.
Also, I can't begin to tell you how disturbing this dream was while it
was actually happening to me! o_O
Coincidentally, I just saw somebody on a random web forum ask people
what they'd do if the human race suddenly vanished. Being a gaming
forum, most people claimed that they'd play computer games until the
power went down, and then comit suicide. Others suggested they would
collect as many guns as possible and find a large defensible building to
live in. Still others claimed that they would learn farming. Several
people wanted to visit Area 51 to see if they really have aliens there.
And some people said they would learn enough science to create new
lifeforms. (Er, right.)
Interestingly, several forum users appear to be female. (I know, it's
quite surprising really.) And most of them claimed they would find the
nearest sperm bank and "hope my birthing hips are adaquate to repopulate
the Earth". Man, that's one *hell* of a lot of work, right there! o_O
I rather suspect that no matter what your plans, in reality most typical
humans wouldn't last more than a year or two if the rest of humanity
vanished from around them. But hey...
--
http://blog.orphi.me.uk/
http://www.zazzle.com/MathematicalOrchid*
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On 9/30/2011 10:50 AM, Invisible wrote:
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> We do occasionally get ex-Java programmers turn up on the Haskell IRC
> channel who've read about Haskell, are really excited about it, and also
> have the attention span on a goldfish.
...?
> Required Bash quote: http://bash.org/?22094
It sucks that I can't see that at the moment.
--
~Mike
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>> We do occasionally get ex-Java programmers turn up on the Haskell IRC
>> channel who've read about Haskell, are really excited about it, and also
>> have the attention span on a goldfish.
>
> ...?
You know. People who are insanely excited about stuff, but don't have
enough attention span to actually, you know, LEARN ABOUT IT. They ask a
question, and half way through the answer ask another, unrelated
question, and before you finish answering that they start flipping out
about something else...
(Not, of course, that it's always ex-Java programmers...)
>> Required Bash quote: http://bash.org/?22094
>
> It sucks that I can't see that at the moment.
This is going to be such an anticlimax...
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