 |
|
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
Warp wrote:
> Invisible <voi### [at] dev null> wrote:
>> You know how sometimes you're just laying in bed trying to go to sleep,
>> and suddenly you get that feeling like you're falling really fast just
>> for a split second? I really hate that. Makes me jump out of my skin...
>> but then of course you realise you only imagined it.
>
> Blog... ;)
>
stop picking on him ;-)
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
> Tim Attwood wrote:
>
>> I was taking a bath at the time, and ended up standing there
>> dripping wet in just my undies =)
>
> Thanks for the mental image. That's just how I wanted to start my work
> day... :-}
>
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/27/funny-pictures-cannot-be-unseen/
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
And lo on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:21:13 -0000, St. <dot### [at] dotcom> did spake,
saying:
>
> "St." <dot### [at] dotcom> wrote in message news:47c556e3@news.povray.org...
>
>
>> Yeah, you would have felt it more than me, I think. It felt like a
>> gentle rumble for about 5 seconds.
>
> I think I should explain the above further. I was lying on the settee
> watching the telly when it hit, and I thought, "Why is the telly looking
> jerky?" But I finally came to the assumption that it was 'me' that moved!
> Lying on three soft cushions, I felt it more I guess(?!) I *think* I
> heard
> it too - that rumble. Not sure. Some said it sounded like a deeper (read:
> massive) thunder rumble. I'll go with that if they were closer than me.
> Think about it though; that's giant rock structures/formations
> underneath us
> having a bit of a wobble. Ah, you gotta love Mother Nature... :o/
>
> Some places are saying that it was 10 seconds long, but for me it was
> nowhere near that, (and I felt it from begining to end).
People saying it lasted "minutes", people further away from the epicentre
then I talking about how it shook everything... as I've said elsewhere -
house went up, house came down.
Really though it was all the news stories that were amusing me. CCTV
footage of the event "the camera shakes violently" um take a camera in
your hand now gently oscillate it up and down and side-to side; ooh yeah
violent.
--
Phil Cook
--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:24:19 -0000, Bill Pragnell
<bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
> Jim Henderson wrote:
>> I read an article a few weeks ago that suggested that dreams are the
>> place where your mind prepares you to deal with emergency/crisis
>> situations.
>
> Excellent. I once woke myself up whilst trying to fend off an enraged
> velociraptor when my knee connected with the wall. Good to know my
> subconscious has all bases covered...
[Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
Dream-wise it's been pretty quiet in my head recently (which is a good
thing) I didn't even get anything out of the sudden awakening due to
earthquake. Currently I go to bed, everything goes dark, then everything
goes light as I wake up and wait a couple of minutes for my alarm to go
off... I guess the alien abductors have switched to a different formula :-P
--
Phil Cook
--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
Phil Cook wrote:
> And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:24:19 -0000, Bill Pragnell
> <bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
>> Excellent. I once woke myself up whilst trying to fend off an enraged
>> velociraptor when my knee connected with the wall. Good to know my
>> subconscious has all bases covered...
>
> [Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
I wouldn't depend on it, I never found out if my strategy was effective!
> Dream-wise it's been pretty quiet in my head recently (which is a good
> thing) I didn't even get anything out of the sudden awakening due to
> earthquake. Currently I go to bed, everything goes dark, then everything
> goes light as I wake up and wait a couple of minutes for my alarm to go
> off... I guess the alien abductors have switched to a different formula :-P
Have a stilton nightcap. Guaranteed to get hot and cold running
dinosaurs in both frontal lobes.
:)
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:20:24 -0000, Bill Pragnell
<bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
> Phil Cook wrote:
>> And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:24:19 -0000, Bill Pragnell
>> <bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
>>> Excellent. I once woke myself up whilst trying to fend off an enraged
>>> velociraptor when my knee connected with the wall. Good to know my
>>> subconscious has all bases covered...
>> [Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
>
> I wouldn't depend on it, I never found out if my strategy was effective!
I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in Charge
of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
>> Dream-wise it's been pretty quiet in my head recently (which is a good
>> thing) I didn't even get anything out of the sudden awakening due to
>> earthquake. Currently I go to bed, everything goes dark, then
>> everything goes light as I wake up and wait a couple of minutes for my
>> alarm to go off... I guess the alien abductors have switched to a
>> different formula :-P
>
> Have a stilton nightcap. Guaranteed to get hot and cold running
> dinosaurs in both frontal lobes.
>
> :)
Ah, so that's where I've been going right.
--
Phil Cook
--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
Phil Cook wrote:
> And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:20:24 -0000, Bill Pragnell
> <bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
>
>> Phil Cook wrote:
>>> And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:24:19 -0000, Bill Pragnell
>>> <bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
>>>> Excellent. I once woke myself up whilst trying to fend off an
>>>> enraged velociraptor when my knee connected with the wall. Good to
>>>> know my subconscious has all bases covered...
>>> [Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
>>
>> I wouldn't depend on it, I never found out if my strategy was effective!
>
> I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in
> Charge of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
Wouldn't help you much, although I expect you'd get a generous
no-win-no-fee payout. "Have you been mauled by a ravening dinosaur, at
home or at work? Was it somebody else's fault? Maybe you qualify... "
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:56:04 -0000, Bill Pragnell
<bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
> Phil Cook wrote:
>> And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:20:24 -0000, Bill Pragnell
>> <bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
>>
>>> Phil Cook wrote:
>>>> And lo on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:24:19 -0000, Bill Pragnell
>>>> <bil### [at] hotmailcom> did spake, saying:
>>>>> Excellent. I once woke myself up whilst trying to fend off an
>>>>> enraged velociraptor when my knee connected with the wall. Good to
>>>>> know my subconscious has all bases covered...
>>>> [Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
>>>
>>> I wouldn't depend on it, I never found out if my strategy was
>>> effective!
>> I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in
>> Charge of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
>
> Wouldn't help you much, although I expect you'd get a generous
> no-win-no-fee payout. "Have you been mauled by a ravening dinosaur, at
> home or at work? Was it somebody else's fault? Maybe you qualify... "
Oo I could feature as one of the 'victims' - 'I slipped on the floor at
work and got a big fat payout leaving my company bankrupt and my
colleagues unemployed'
--
Phil Cook
--
I once tried to be apathetic, but I just couldn't be bothered
http://flipc.blogspot.com
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
On Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:56:04 +0000, Bill Pragnell <bil### [at] hotmailcom>
wrote:
>Phil Cook wrote:
>> I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in
>> Charge of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
>
>Wouldn't help you much, although I expect you'd get a generous
>no-win-no-fee payout. "Have you been mauled by a ravening dinosaur, at
>home or at work? Was it somebody else's fault? Maybe you qualify... "
You both might wish to purchase some of my live dinosaur repellent powder. I can
almost guarantee that it works.
I have been running a trial in Piccadilly Circus for the last five years and
there has been no reports of live dinosaurs recently.
Regards
Stephen
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
Phil Cook wrote:
>>>>> [Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
>>>>
>>>> I wouldn't depend on it, I never found out if my strategy was
>>>> effective!
>>> I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in
>>> Charge of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
>>
>> Wouldn't help you much, although I expect you'd get a generous
>> no-win-no-fee payout. "Have you been mauled by a ravening dinosaur, at
>> home or at work? Was it somebody else's fault? Maybe you qualify... "
>
> Oo I could feature as one of the 'victims' - 'I slipped on the floor at
> work and got a big fat payout leaving my company bankrupt and my
> colleagues unemployed'
You mean you slipped whilst attempting to roundhouse the aforementioned
slavering sauropod? Or just generally? What the hell, you ain't gotta
work for six months either way - moneymoneymoneymoney
Post a reply to this message
|
|
| |
| |
|
|
|
|
| |
