Phil Cook wrote:
>>>>>  [Makes note who to IM in case of velociraptor attack]
>>>>
>>>> I wouldn't depend on it, I never found out if my strategy was 
>>>> effective!
>>>  I don't know, I'm sure our government would make you Consultant in 
>>> Charge of Dinosaur Attacks given that level of experience.
>>
>> Wouldn't help you much, although I expect you'd get a generous 
>> no-win-no-fee payout. "Have you been mauled by a ravening dinosaur, at 
>> home or at work? Was it somebody else's fault? Maybe you qualify... "
> 
> Oo I could feature as one of the 'victims' - 'I slipped on the floor at 
> work and got a big fat payout leaving my company bankrupt and my 
> colleagues unemployed'

You mean you slipped whilst attempting to roundhouse the aforementioned 
slavering sauropod? Or just generally? What the hell, you ain't gotta 
work for six months either way - moneymoneymoneymoney

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