On 29/09/2014 09:04, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 08:39, Doctor John wrote:
>>
>> I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
>> that cask of amontillado.
>>
>> John
>>
>
> <voice from behind>
> Sometimes, your eminence, you can be a real bastard.
>

Too silly. :-)

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Regards
     Stephen

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On 29-9-2014 10:04, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 08:39, Doctor John wrote:
>>
>> I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
>> that cask of amontillado.
>>
>> John
>>
>
> <voice from behind>
> Sometimes, your eminence, you can be a real bastard.
>

[Suddenly, the cask explodes, and in a wave of Amontillado, Father 
Thomas roles to the feet of the Cardinal. Heady fumes spread through the 
vaults. The torches splutter]

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! Vade Retro Satanas! Devil! /You/ are the devil in 
Cardinal's disguise! I recognize you, despite your large splaying feet! 
I recognize you for your love of 99 Red Balloons!

Father Thomas

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On 29/09/14 13:18, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> 
> [Suddenly, the cask explodes, and in a wave of Amontillado, Father
> Thomas roles to the feet of the Cardinal. Heady fumes spread through the
> vaults. The torches splutter]
> 
> Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! Vade Retro Satanas! Devil! /You/ are the devil in
> Cardinal's disguise! I recognize you, despite your large splaying feet!
> I recognize you for your love of 99 Red Balloons!
> 

Ah! Father Thomas. How nice of you to join us.

You appear to be somewhat wet. If you would just come to this handy
stake we shall soon have you dried off.

Cardinal John (fumbling in pocket for lighter)
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 29-9-2014 16:16, Doctor John wrote:
> Ah! Father Thomas. How nice of you to join us.
>
> You appear to be somewhat wet. If you would just come to this handy
> stake we shall soon have you dried off.
>
> Cardinal John (fumbling in pocket for lighter)
>

Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the 
subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of 
the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself 
indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed 
the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?

Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!

[makes cryptic sign with left hand]

Father Thomas

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On 29/09/14 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> 
> Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the
> subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of
> the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself
> indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed
> the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?
> 
> Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!
> 
> [makes cryptic sign with left hand]
> 

Ha! You are hoist by your own petard. You used your left hand.

Minions, seize him and bind him tightly.

Now, Brothers Clipka and Stephen, if you would just sign these
confessions of heresy we might find it in our heart to deal with you
leniently.

Cardinal John (with his fingers crossed behind his back)
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 29-9-2014 16:46, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>> Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the
>> subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of
>> the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself
>> indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed
>> the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?
>>
>> Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!
>>
>> [makes cryptic sign with left hand]
>>
>
> Ha! You are hoist by your own petard. You used your left hand.
>
> Minions, seize him and bind him tightly.
>
> Now, Brothers Clipka and Stephen, if you would just sign these
> confessions of heresy we might find it in our heart to deal with you
> leniently.
>
> Cardinal John (with his fingers crossed behind his back)
>

The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!

Father Thomas

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On 29/09/2014 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of the scaly tail and
> horned brow!

I knew that I should not have publish that photograph. Sorry Fiendish 
Doctor.

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Regards
     Stephen

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On 29/09/2014 15:46, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>> Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the
>> subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of
>> the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself
>> indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed
>> the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?
>>
>> Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!
>>
>> [makes cryptic sign with left hand]
>>
>
> Ha! You are hoist by your own petard. You used your left hand.
>
> Minions, seize him and bind him tightly.
>
> Now, Brothers Clipka and Stephen, if you would just sign these
> confessions of heresy we might find it in our heart to deal with you
> leniently.
>
> Cardinal John (with his fingers crossed behind his back)
>

The name is Billy not silly and it is definitely time for your pills. Nurse!


-- 

Regards
     Stephen

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On 29/09/2014 16:00, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>
> The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!

Bravo!
He walked right into that one.

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Regards
     Stephen

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On 29/09/14 16:00, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
> 
> The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!
> 
> Father Thomas
> 

[A crash of thunder and a lightning bolt strikes the ground mid-way
between Father Thomas and Cardinal John]

Disembodied voice: BUGGER, MISSED!

Cardinal John: Jesus Christ!

Disembodied voice: Close but no coconut!

Cardinal John
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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