"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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>>     Definately not good.
>
> I predict... EPIC FAIL.

  Yes. He's just too young and so is she. Don't forget, this is the guy that 
moved out before Christmas to move in with her AND her parents. The parents 
think it's fine and are happy about their daughter expecting. I have never 
met them, but I think a few choice words will be said when I finally do 
speak to them. You know, after last night, (there were tears on my son's 
part), I fully expect the father to ring me soon, (or even knock at the 
door - Judgement Day!)


>
> Sorry man.

   Well, thanks for that Andy, I appreciate it. The *only* good thing about 
it is that I have totally given up on working today. It's just not in me.


>
> (Either that or I'm just jelous because I'll never know what it feels like 
> to have a girl actually fancy me...)

    Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you like a 
bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen.

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>> Also, she wants me to name my first-born "Jamie" in her honour. We'll see! 
>> ;-)
> 
>      Oh, a lady Jamie! God, you're confusing today! ;)

Yes. She's a "grrrrl", as she describes herself.

Football fanatic. Likes kickboxing. Epic fan of Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer. Loves Harry Potter. Her daughter has a Gryffindor scarf. Likes 
emo music. Do NOT piss her off!!

>> There is *no way* I'm going to try to find it on purpose! :-P
> 
>       Oh, go on, you know you want to...  :op

:-P

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St. wrote:

>     LOL! I remember being about 4 years old in a shop with my Grandma and I 
> 'lost' her, (she was around another aisle, and I'd wondered off), and then I 
> started to get upset. I walked around the end of an aisle and thought I'd 
> spotted my Grandma with her back to me, so walked up to her and held tightly 
> onto her coat. The lady looked around and down at me and I clearly knew this 
> was *not* my Grandma! Man, I cried my eyes out, lol! :) 

I remember a similar story. We went shopping at Christmas. Now, 
obviously when you're 4 years old, being in a shoe shop is unimaginably 
boring. But I was mesmerised by the brightly coloured lights and the 
shiny tinsel. Damnit, I LOVE SHINY THINGS!! >_<

After a while, I looked around and became aware that I was the only 
member of my family still in the shop. I found this... disturbing.

Man, I wondered around the shopping center for ages before I was found 
by a member of staff! o_O

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>>>     Definately not good.
>> I predict... EPIC FAIL.
> 
>   Yes. He's just too young and so is she. Don't forget, this is the guy that 
> moved out before Christmas to move in with her AND her parents. The parents 
> think it's fine and are happy about their daughter expecting. I have never 
> met them, but I think a few choice words will be said when I finally do 
> speak to them. You know, after last night, (there were tears on my son's 
> part), I fully expect the father to ring me soon, (or even knock at the 
> door - Judgement Day!)

Hmm...

I remember when Emma and Amy were pregnant. Both of them thought it was 
a big joke. They seemed to think that it would be like playing a new 
game or something - like playing with dolls. Emma was all "look at me, 
I'm a big girl now", showing off her belly and all the rest of it. "Look 
at me, look what I've done!"

She didn't seem to find it quite so funny when she was laying in a 
maturnity warn bawling her eyes out yelling "mum! it really hurts!" (Uh, 
you expected...??) And that was just when the contractions started 
warming up. I don't know what she was like when it was time to start 
actually doing some *work*... (I only saw a few seconds of the video. 
Mercifully!)

Since then, Amy has had something like 4 children with her on-again, 
off-again boyfriend who's never really around much. My dad keeps saying 
disparagingly that "one of these days she's going to work out what keeps 
causing that". Amy isn't the sharpest tool in the box... (!)

Hmm, I still remember going round to my dad's house one time, and 
suddenly coming face to face with Zoe casually laying on the sofa. I'm 
not sure why she was there. Anyway, last time I saw her, she was about 
11 or something. On this day, she *still* looked about 11. Except that 
she was massively, *massively* pregnant. I mean, the bulge seemed far 
bigger than _she_ was! o_O

As you can imagine, walking around the corner and seeing that kind of 
unsettled me a little...

(And at all these events, I remember thinking "what the HELL?? I can't 
even get *near* a girl! WTF am I doing so catastrophically wrong?!")

>> (Either that or I'm just jelous because I'll never know what it feels like 
>> to have a girl actually fancy me...)
> 
>     Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you like a 
> bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen. 

So... I'll be fried to a human crisp? O_O

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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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I fully expect the father to ring me soon, (or even knock at the
>> door - Judgement Day!)
>
> Hmm...

    Yeah well, something isn't ringing the happy bells with me. I mean who 
the hell lets a stranger move into their house and then sleep in the same 
bed as their daughter when they've ONLY JUST MET!! WHO?!

    No one normal, that's for sure. Should be interesting.


>
> I remember when Emma and Amy were pregnant. Both of them thought it was a 
> big joke. They seemed to think that it would be like playing a new game or 
> something - like playing with dolls. Emma was all "look at me, I'm a big 
> girl now", showing off her belly and all the rest of it. "Look at me, look 
> what I've done!"

 Yep, but you do know that there's a teen culture in the UK that says they 
'have' to have sex? It's almost a right of passage with their peers, (or 
is), and this is the trap that my son fell into. He just couldn't be left 
out of the pack now could  he, eh?

   Frickin' Fool.


>
> She didn't seem to find it quite so funny when she was laying in a 
> maturnity warn bawling her eyes out yelling "mum! it really hurts!" (Uh, 
> you expected...??) And that was just when the contractions started warming 
> up. I don't know what she was like when it was time to start actually 
> doing some *work*... (I only saw a few seconds of the video. Mercifully!)

      Yeah, not pretty until you're holding the babe in your arms. The worst 
part of it is listening to the other women in other rooms screaming and 
swearing (and I mean SWEARING) their heads off - it sounds SO much worse 
than it does for your wife, (at least in my experience, that is).


>
> Since then, Amy has had something like 4 children with her on-again, 
> off-again boyfriend who's never really around much. My dad keeps saying 
> disparagingly that "one of these days she's going to work out what keeps 
> causing that". Amy isn't the sharpest tool in the box... (!)

     Yep, and they never want to change anything for the good.


>
> Hmm, I still remember going round to my dad's house one time, and suddenly 
> coming face to face with Zoe casually laying on the sofa. I'm not sure why 
> she was there. Anyway, last time I saw her, she was about 11 or something. 
> On this day, she *still* looked about 11. Except that she was massively, 
> *massively* pregnant. I mean, the bulge seemed far bigger than _she_ was! 
> o_O
>
> As you can imagine, walking around the corner and seeing that kind of 
> unsettled me a little...

    LOL! :) I know exactly what you mean. It's like: "How the F is that 
*possible*??"



>
> (And at all these events, I remember thinking "what the HELL?? I can't 
> even get *near* a girl! WTF am I doing so catastrophically wrong?!")

      Nothing apart from not getting to know someone better. From what you 
say above, you DO know some girls, you obviously met these girls at some 
point and got on ok with them, so maybe you're a bit fussy in what you 
expect for a girlfriend? I don't know...


>
>>> (Either that or I'm just jelous because I'll never know what it feels 
>>> like to have a girl actually fancy me...)
>>
>>     Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you 
>> like a bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen.
>
> So... I'll be fried to a human crisp? O_O

      Have you ever looked a girl in the eye for 20/30 seconds? Apparently, 
if they do the same back, then you're in with half a chance, so go look a 
few women in the eye.

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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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>>> Also, she wants me to name my first-born "Jamie" in her honour. We'll 
>>> see! ;-)
>>
>>      Oh, a lady Jamie! God, you're confusing today! ;)
>
> Yes. She's a "grrrrl", as she describes herself.
>
> Football fanatic. Likes kickboxing. Epic fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 
> Loves Harry Potter. Her daughter has a Gryffindor scarf. Likes emo music. 
> Do NOT piss her off!!

 Ok, lol, I won't! Sounds like my kind of woman though, apart from the emo 
music, that is.

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St. wrote:

>     Yeah well, something isn't ringing the happy bells with me. I mean who 
> the hell lets a stranger move into their house and then sleep in the same 
> bed as their daughter when they've ONLY JUST MET!! WHO?!
> 
>     No one normal, that's for sure. Should be interesting.

Er, yeah, that *does* seem pretty off-the-wall, IMHO...

>  Yep, but you do know that there's a teen culture in the UK that says they 
> 'have' to have sex? It's almost a right of passage with their peers, (or 
> is), and this is the trap that my son fell into. He just couldn't be left 
> out of the pack now could  he, eh?
> 
>    Frickin' Fool.

Yeah, I know what you mean...

I actually remember some dude at school telling me "Hey man, you should 
start smoking. Nobody would ever expect a little yes-boy like you to do 
something like that. It'd make people respect you." As you can see, I 
immediately took up this insightful offer... o_O

>       Yeah, not pretty until you're holding the babe in your arms. The worst 
> part of it is listening to the other women in other rooms screaming and 
> swearing (and I mean SWEARING) their heads off - it sounds SO much worse 
> than it does for your wife, (at least in my experience, that is).

Heh. Reminds me of that film I saw. Guy and his girl just sitting around 
in the maternity ward, late evening. They're just quietly talking when 
they hear some screaming in the background. And the two of them are 
looking at each other trying not to kill themselves laughing. Eventually 
the guy is, like, "haha... ha... aww, poor lady... man!"

>> (And at all these events, I remember thinking "what the HELL?? I can't 
>> even get *near* a girl! WTF am I doing so catastrophically wrong?!")
> 
>       Nothing apart from not getting to know someone better. From what you 
> say above, you DO know some girls, you obviously met these girls at some 
> point and got on ok with them, so maybe you're a bit fussy in what you 
> expect for a girlfriend? I don't know...

I met these three girls and got on VERY BADLY with them. As in, I wanted 
nothing to do with them, and they hated me back. I just wanted to stay 
the hell *away*. (And, given what I've just told you, can you blame me??)

>>>     Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you 
>>> like a bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen.
>> So... I'll be fried to a human crisp? O_O
> 
>       Have you ever looked a girl in the eye for 20/30 seconds? Apparently, 
> if they do the same back, then you're in with half a chance, so go look a 
> few women in the eye.

Hmm. I just saw our accountant walk past in a cute little purple skirt. 
Maybe I should go stalk - uh, follow her...?

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>>>      Oh, a lady Jamie! God, you're confusing today! ;)
>> Yes. She's a "grrrrl", as she describes herself.
>>
>> Football fanatic. Likes kickboxing. Epic fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 
>> Loves Harry Potter. Her daughter has a Gryffindor scarf. Likes emo music. 
>> Do NOT piss her off!!
> 
>  Ok, lol, I won't! Sounds like my kind of woman though, apart from the emo 
> music, that is.

She's a good girl. She doesn't do the whole "caring, supportive" bit, 
and don't you *dare* question her beliefs (wiccan, anyone?), but other 
than that she's a real nice girl.

Yet another girl I failed to get off with. :-(

(Apparently she likes the Bad Boys though. And I'm about as far from 
that as it is possible to get!)

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> Hmm. I just saw our accountant walk past in a cute little purple skirt. 
> Maybe I should go stalk - uh, follow her...?

There is a German word for people like you - Notgeil (not = emergency, geil 
= horny)

Seriously, some thoughts are better kept to yourself :-)

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>> Hmm. I just saw our accountant walk past in a cute little purple 
>> skirt. Maybe I should go stalk - uh, follow her...?
> 
> There is a German word for people like you - Notgeil (not = emergency, 
> geil = horny)
> 
> Seriously, some thoughts are better kept to yourself :-)

Heh. This place is going to be sooo quiet once I get an actual girl of 
my own. :-P

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