"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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I fully expect the father to ring me soon, (or even knock at the
>> door - Judgement Day!)
>
> Hmm...

    Yeah well, something isn't ringing the happy bells with me. I mean who 
the hell lets a stranger move into their house and then sleep in the same 
bed as their daughter when they've ONLY JUST MET!! WHO?!

    No one normal, that's for sure. Should be interesting.


>
> I remember when Emma and Amy were pregnant. Both of them thought it was a 
> big joke. They seemed to think that it would be like playing a new game or 
> something - like playing with dolls. Emma was all "look at me, I'm a big 
> girl now", showing off her belly and all the rest of it. "Look at me, look 
> what I've done!"

 Yep, but you do know that there's a teen culture in the UK that says they 
'have' to have sex? It's almost a right of passage with their peers, (or 
is), and this is the trap that my son fell into. He just couldn't be left 
out of the pack now could  he, eh?

   Frickin' Fool.


>
> She didn't seem to find it quite so funny when she was laying in a 
> maturnity warn bawling her eyes out yelling "mum! it really hurts!" (Uh, 
> you expected...??) And that was just when the contractions started warming 
> up. I don't know what she was like when it was time to start actually 
> doing some *work*... (I only saw a few seconds of the video. Mercifully!)

      Yeah, not pretty until you're holding the babe in your arms. The worst 
part of it is listening to the other women in other rooms screaming and 
swearing (and I mean SWEARING) their heads off - it sounds SO much worse 
than it does for your wife, (at least in my experience, that is).


>
> Since then, Amy has had something like 4 children with her on-again, 
> off-again boyfriend who's never really around much. My dad keeps saying 
> disparagingly that "one of these days she's going to work out what keeps 
> causing that". Amy isn't the sharpest tool in the box... (!)

     Yep, and they never want to change anything for the good.


>
> Hmm, I still remember going round to my dad's house one time, and suddenly 
> coming face to face with Zoe casually laying on the sofa. I'm not sure why 
> she was there. Anyway, last time I saw her, she was about 11 or something. 
> On this day, she *still* looked about 11. Except that she was massively, 
> *massively* pregnant. I mean, the bulge seemed far bigger than _she_ was! 
> o_O
>
> As you can imagine, walking around the corner and seeing that kind of 
> unsettled me a little...

    LOL! :) I know exactly what you mean. It's like: "How the F is that 
*possible*??"



>
> (And at all these events, I remember thinking "what the HELL?? I can't 
> even get *near* a girl! WTF am I doing so catastrophically wrong?!")

      Nothing apart from not getting to know someone better. From what you 
say above, you DO know some girls, you obviously met these girls at some 
point and got on ok with them, so maybe you're a bit fussy in what you 
expect for a girlfriend? I don't know...


>
>>> (Either that or I'm just jelous because I'll never know what it feels 
>>> like to have a girl actually fancy me...)
>>
>>     Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you 
>> like a bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen.
>
> So... I'll be fried to a human crisp? O_O

      Have you ever looked a girl in the eye for 20/30 seconds? Apparently, 
if they do the same back, then you're in with half a chance, so go look a 
few women in the eye.

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