"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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> St. wrote:
>
>>     "WAAA.. AAA... AAAH!!"   :)
>
> Pffaaahahahaha! WTF?!

    You don't remember a hollerin' and screaming in a tizzy fit on the shop 
floor? I'm sure you did.  ;)

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>> Hopefully he steps up and does the right thing in regards to taking care 
>> of a child. They're a lot of hard work.
> 
>      Made (hopefully) easier by Dad.
> 
>     Thing is, he's only known her about 3 months, and they're SOOOO in 
> luuuurve, and now they're talking marriage.
> 
>     Definately not good. 

I predict... EPIC FAIL.

Sorry man.

(Either that or I'm just jelous because I'll never know what it feels 
like to have a girl actually fancy me...)

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>> Mmm, possibly. Jamie keeps telling me how cool it is. (Then again, Jamie 
>> has two beautiful little girls with long gold hair and a smiling 
>> addiction...)
> 
>        I totally understand him. He'll think differently when they get older 
> though.

Well, we'll see.

Also, she wants me to name my first-born "Jamie" in her honour. We'll 
see! ;-)

>> OK, great. Now I have that God-awful poem by Mr Kipling in my head... >_<
> 
>       Lol, what poem? 

There is *no way* I'm going to try to find it on purpose! :-P

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>>>     "WAAA.. AAA... AAAH!!"   :)
>> Pffaaahahahaha! WTF?!
> 
>     You don't remember a hollerin' and screaming in a tizzy fit on the shop 
> floor? I'm sure you did.  ;) 

1. I don't remember ever being *in* a shop.

2. If I'd done that, my mum would have gone mental on my ass! o_O

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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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> Also, she wants me to name my first-born "Jamie" in her honour. We'll see! 
> ;-)

     Oh, a lady Jamie! God, you're confusing today! ;)


>
>>> OK, great. Now I have that God-awful poem by Mr Kipling in my head... 
>>>  >_<
>>
>>       Lol, what poem?
>
> There is *no way* I'm going to try to find it on purpose! :-P

      Oh, go on, you know you want to...  :op

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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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>>>>     "WAAA.. AAA... AAAH!!"   :)
>>> Pffaaahahahaha! WTF?!
>>
>>     You don't remember a hollerin' and screaming in a tizzy fit on the 
>> shop floor? I'm sure you did.  ;)
>
> 1. I don't remember ever being *in* a shop.
>
> 2. If I'd done that, my mum would have gone mental on my ass! o_O

    LOL! I remember being about 4 years old in a shop with my Grandma and I 
'lost' her, (she was around another aisle, and I'd wondered off), and then I 
started to get upset. I walked around the end of an aisle and thought I'd 
spotted my Grandma with her back to me, so walked up to her and held tightly 
onto her coat. The lady looked around and down at me and I clearly knew this 
was *not* my Grandma! Man, I cried my eyes out, lol! :)

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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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>>     Definately not good.
>
> I predict... EPIC FAIL.

  Yes. He's just too young and so is she. Don't forget, this is the guy that 
moved out before Christmas to move in with her AND her parents. The parents 
think it's fine and are happy about their daughter expecting. I have never 
met them, but I think a few choice words will be said when I finally do 
speak to them. You know, after last night, (there were tears on my son's 
part), I fully expect the father to ring me soon, (or even knock at the 
door - Judgement Day!)


>
> Sorry man.

   Well, thanks for that Andy, I appreciate it. The *only* good thing about 
it is that I have totally given up on working today. It's just not in me.


>
> (Either that or I'm just jelous because I'll never know what it feels like 
> to have a girl actually fancy me...)

    Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you like a 
bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen.

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>> Also, she wants me to name my first-born "Jamie" in her honour. We'll see! 
>> ;-)
> 
>      Oh, a lady Jamie! God, you're confusing today! ;)

Yes. She's a "grrrrl", as she describes herself.

Football fanatic. Likes kickboxing. Epic fan of Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer. Loves Harry Potter. Her daughter has a Gryffindor scarf. Likes 
emo music. Do NOT piss her off!!

>> There is *no way* I'm going to try to find it on purpose! :-P
> 
>       Oh, go on, you know you want to...  :op

:-P

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St. wrote:

>     LOL! I remember being about 4 years old in a shop with my Grandma and I 
> 'lost' her, (she was around another aisle, and I'd wondered off), and then I 
> started to get upset. I walked around the end of an aisle and thought I'd 
> spotted my Grandma with her back to me, so walked up to her and held tightly 
> onto her coat. The lady looked around and down at me and I clearly knew this 
> was *not* my Grandma! Man, I cried my eyes out, lol! :) 

I remember a similar story. We went shopping at Christmas. Now, 
obviously when you're 4 years old, being in a shoe shop is unimaginably 
boring. But I was mesmerised by the brightly coloured lights and the 
shiny tinsel. Damnit, I LOVE SHINY THINGS!! >_<

After a while, I looked around and became aware that I was the only 
member of my family still in the shop. I found this... disturbing.

Man, I wondered around the shopping center for ages before I was found 
by a member of staff! o_O

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>>>     Definately not good.
>> I predict... EPIC FAIL.
> 
>   Yes. He's just too young and so is she. Don't forget, this is the guy that 
> moved out before Christmas to move in with her AND her parents. The parents 
> think it's fine and are happy about their daughter expecting. I have never 
> met them, but I think a few choice words will be said when I finally do 
> speak to them. You know, after last night, (there were tears on my son's 
> part), I fully expect the father to ring me soon, (or even knock at the 
> door - Judgement Day!)

Hmm...

I remember when Emma and Amy were pregnant. Both of them thought it was 
a big joke. They seemed to think that it would be like playing a new 
game or something - like playing with dolls. Emma was all "look at me, 
I'm a big girl now", showing off her belly and all the rest of it. "Look 
at me, look what I've done!"

She didn't seem to find it quite so funny when she was laying in a 
maturnity warn bawling her eyes out yelling "mum! it really hurts!" (Uh, 
you expected...??) And that was just when the contractions started 
warming up. I don't know what she was like when it was time to start 
actually doing some *work*... (I only saw a few seconds of the video. 
Mercifully!)

Since then, Amy has had something like 4 children with her on-again, 
off-again boyfriend who's never really around much. My dad keeps saying 
disparagingly that "one of these days she's going to work out what keeps 
causing that". Amy isn't the sharpest tool in the box... (!)

Hmm, I still remember going round to my dad's house one time, and 
suddenly coming face to face with Zoe casually laying on the sofa. I'm 
not sure why she was there. Anyway, last time I saw her, she was about 
11 or something. On this day, she *still* looked about 11. Except that 
she was massively, *massively* pregnant. I mean, the bulge seemed far 
bigger than _she_ was! o_O

As you can imagine, walking around the corner and seeing that kind of 
unsettled me a little...

(And at all these events, I remember thinking "what the HELL?? I can't 
even get *near* a girl! WTF am I doing so catastrophically wrong?!")

>> (Either that or I'm just jelous because I'll never know what it feels like 
>> to have a girl actually fancy me...)
> 
>     Ah, shucks mate, when it happens, it will happen. It will hit you like a 
> bolt of lightening. And it *will* happen. 

So... I'll be fried to a human crisp? O_O

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