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> Gilles Tran wrote:
>> According to Google it's about delivering targeted ads based on
>> automagically recognised audio (rather than text) samples.
>
> Damn. So much for "stealth mode." Even our partners are ratting us out.
> :-)
BTW I'm wondering what kind of audio input would be likely to cause a flow a
Viagra ads via SMS. Will it recognise panting and moans? I can't wait for
spammers to get hold of this technology ;)
G.
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Gilles Tran escribió:
> "Darren New" <dne### [at] san rr com> a �crit dans le message de news:
> 47dadf76$1@news.povray.org...
>> Gilles Tran wrote:
>>> According to Google it's about delivering targeted ads based on
>>> automagically recognised audio (rather than text) samples.
>> Damn. So much for "stealth mode." Even our partners are ratting us out.
>> :-)
>
> BTW I'm wondering what kind of audio input would be likely to cause a flow a
> Viagra ads via SMS. Will it recognise panting and moans?
Of course not. If there are moans, Viagra wasn't needed.
It will just recognize male voice saying "I swear this is the first time
this happens to me". (or female voice saying "*that* is all?", etc; you
get the idea).
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message de news: 47daea78$1@news.povray.org...
>> "Darren New" <dne### [at] san rr com> a ?crit dans le message de news:
>> 47dadf76$1@news.povray.org...
>>> Gilles Tran wrote:
>>>> According to Google it's about delivering targeted ads based on
>>>> automagically recognised audio (rather than text) samples.
>>> Damn. So much for "stealth mode." Even our partners are ratting us out.
>>> :-)
>>
>> BTW I'm wondering what kind of audio input would be likely to cause a
>> flow a Viagra ads via SMS. Will it recognise panting and moans?
>
> Of course not. If there are moans, Viagra wasn't needed.
>
> It will just recognize male voice saying "I swear this is the first time
> this happens to me". (or female voice saying "*that* is all?", etc; you
> get the idea).
Yes, but if the system is really smart it will detect the duration and
intensity of the moans. For instance low intensity moans during less than 30
s will get all your gizmos from cell-phones to PDAs to start flashing both
penis enlargement and Viagra ads.
I just hope that the tech is smarter than Google Adsense, that still insists
in displaying ads about "Free mature models of 1000s of Beautiful Mature
Women" because my website contains 3D computer models.
G.
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"Darren New" <dne### [at] san rr com> wrote in message
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> St. wrote:
>> Tens of THOUSANDS?? I'm not that shocked at what a programmer can
>> do, but fair play for handling that.
>
> Yeah. A couple weeks of raw audio, in 20-second chunks. Sadly, we throw
> most of it away. :-)
Really? Well, that's still cool. What you've pointed out is still
beyond my grasp, but I still admire what you guys and girls can do. Me, I'm
just a computer user. :o/ (Null points there then!) ;)
~Steve~
>
> --
> Darren New / San Diego, CA, USA (PST)
> "That's pretty. Where's that?"
> "It's the Age of Channelwood."
> "We should go there on vacation some time."
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Darren New wrote:
> Chambers wrote:
>> That's the idea behind metaprogramming, after all. You write
>> something that gets turned into code for whatever your actual
>> situation is :)
>
> And if the metaprogramming was built into the compiler, I'd agree that C
> is nicely portable. :-)
>
> C isn't portable. C + autoconf + the dozen tools that autoconf depends
> on + knowing all the arcane invocations you need to include to use
> autoconf is what's portable.
>
> I mean, heck, 6502 assembler is portable, if you write a program to
> interpret it on a bunch of other machines, yes?
>
Absolutely, and I mean that quite literally.
It just goes to show that sometimes, our ideas of what words should
mean, and the reality of the situation, are very different things.
After all, what is the *point* of portability? Being able to use the
same program on different machines with minimal work. Sometimes the
easiest way to do that will surprise you.
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www.pacificwebguy.com
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Chambers wrote:
> Absolutely, and I mean that quite literally.
I think portability isn't a binary quality. You seem to be saying that
any turing-complete language is equally portable because you could write
an interpreter for it in some other language. So why do people complain
about C# being microsoft-only? :-)
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"That's pretty. Where's that?"
"It's the Age of Channelwood."
"We should go there on vacation some time."
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Darren New wrote:
> Chambers wrote:
>> Absolutely, and I mean that quite literally.
>
> I think portability isn't a binary quality. You seem to be saying that
> any turing-complete language is equally portable because you could write
> an interpreter for it in some other language. So why do people complain
> about C# being microsoft-only? :-)
>
Because they're lazy-a** b****es who would rather complain about ideals
than get real work done?
After all, what if someone made a CPU that could execute Java bytecode
directly? (In fact, I think someone *has* done this) At this point,
the Java bytecode is now machine language. Does that make it any less
portable?
He**, is the Java bytecode any less portable for requiring an
interpreter to begin with?
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Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguy com> wrote:
> Darren New wrote:
> > I think portability isn't a binary quality. You seem to be saying that
> > any turing-complete language is equally portable because you could write
> > an interpreter for it in some other language. So why do people complain
> > about C# being microsoft-only? :-)
>
> Because they're lazy-a** b****es who would rather complain about ideals
> than get real work done?
No, I'd say it's because C# the language is about as useful as Java the
language: not at all! Both don't work outside their humongous associated
libraries/frameworks.
So, commiting to implemente said "languages" -- for them to be useful to
developers -- is commiting to implement not just a parser anb compiler but also
all the cruft people expect. And guess what?! C# is an ECMA standard, but not
..NET! Thus, implementing a C# compiler by itself is not that useful. Unless
you wish to follow a "standard" dictated by a single company with its
well-known forced upgrade cycle and be always left way behind.
Or simply ship a free compiler and help spread C# apps that require a licensed
framework to run.
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Chambers wrote:
> After all, what if someone made a CPU that could execute Java bytecode
> directly? (In fact, I think someone *has* done this)
Actually, the Dolphin computer had programmable microcode and was used
to run Smalltalk early on, interpreting Smalltalk bytecodes directly. So
yah, like that.
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Darren New / San Diego, CA, USA (PST)
"That's pretty. Where's that?"
"It's the Age of Channelwood."
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From: Nicolas Alvarez
Subject: Re: Adventures with digital painting
Date: 16 Mar 2008 21:19:16
Message: <47ddd524@news.povray.org>
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> After all, what if someone made a CPU that could execute Java bytecode
> directly? (In fact, I think someone *has* done this)
Yes, I think there are native CPUs for java bytecode; mainly for
embedded devices where it's better to have a slow-ish CPU running Java
directly than a fast CPU running a software interpreter (and sucking
more power off the battery).
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