It's easier to just throw the keyboard away at the end of the day, and use a new
one daily. I have 1,732 new keyboards sitting in my closet, awaiting use...

Of course, if you're environmentally-minded, you can recycle 'em as art. I glue
the old ones together, to make a big impressive-looking ball. It's now 17 meters
in diameter. People are always complimenting me on my ingenuity and aesthetic
taste.

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