"author" <ral### [at] abooks com> wrote:
> Coming soon! The first major upgrade of system software and hardware in
> thousands of years!
>
> Some of the many new features:
>
> * Men now never leave toilet seats up
> * Women do not clutter bathroom by hanging up frillies to dry
> * Men stop and ask for directions
> * Women always ready on time!
>
> Much more.
>
> Reasonably priced (this version not open source like 1.0 was). Watch for
> introductory offer.
Well, I hope they come with different finish options... that one looks like
it'll be hard to keep clean!
RG
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