NATIONAL ENQUIRER NEWS FLASH!

Secret Nostradamus diary reveals Baal's face in clouds is really a sign of
Elvis' return!  According to unnamed expert sources, Elvis, who was
kidnapped by aliens, may be returned to earth soon.  The aliens who
abducted him have purportedly held secret negotiations with President Bush,
the United Amalgamation of Left Handed Pole Vaulters Local 666 and Bigfoot,
and agreed to release the pop icon in exchange for free toilet paper, a
perpetual subscription to the weather channel, and an autographed picture
of Tux the penguin.

Don't miss tommorrows exciting scoop "Baal secretly married the Mona Lisa!"

RG - the truth is out there... but it doesn't sell near as well as
hallucination

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