On 28/09/2014 09:21, Doctor John wrote:
> On 28/09/14 08:33, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>> [meanwhile in the cask, nose just above the Amontillado level, Father
>> Thomas reflects on his sins and wonders what it is all about]
>>
>>
>
> Cardinal John: So, Brother Clipka, it seems you have nothing to say.
> [gestures to the most evil-looking of his entourage] Bring in the IKEA
> flat-pack furniture!
>
> John
>

My lord Cardinal. The queues at the most holy of warehouses, (Blessed be 
to the name of IM. [chants] Inventory Management) were beyond even my 
powers to avoid. Even with the holly sixpence you gave me for going.
There is nothing else but to use

The Frankie Howard joke book.

[Sotto voce and turns away] May God have mercy. Did you notice his 
sandal size?

-- 

Regards
     Stephen

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On 28/09/2014 12:15, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> On 28-9-2014 1:05, Stephen wrote:
>> On 27/09/2014 12:09, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>> Meek are the little children indeed, but that will pass and they will
>>> become ruffians and drunks!
>>>
>>
>> Never! I am too humble to be a ruffian. <Wrings hands and grovels>
>>
>>> Beware my son and apply yourself to the humble task of copying the
>>> sacred texts over and over again.
>>
>> Humbly I go to do the 100 lines.
>>
>> <aside> Life is hard at Dothemonks Hall.
>>
>
> [pats bowed shaven head with fat, beringed hand and waddles out of the
> door]
>

Xyzzy

Damm! Nothing happened.

-- 

Regards
     Stephen

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On 28/09/14 13:58, Stephen wrote:
> 
> My lord Cardinal. The queues at the most holy of warehouses, (Blessed be
> to the name of IM. [chants] Inventory Management) were beyond even my
> powers to avoid. Even with the holly sixpence you gave me for going.
> There is nothing else but to use
> 
> The Frankie Howard joke book.
> 
> [Sotto voce and turns away] May God have mercy. Did you notice his
> sandal size?
> 

So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons

Mwahhahhahhah!

John
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It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 28/09/14 15:50, Doctor John wrote:
> 
> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons
> 
> Mwahhahhahhah!
> 
> John
> 

[A bubbling sound is heard from the cask. Also a faint hiccup}
-- 
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It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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Am 28.09.2014 16:50, schrieb Doctor John:
> On 28/09/14 13:58, Stephen wrote:
>>
>> My lord Cardinal. The queues at the most holy of warehouses, (Blessed be
>> to the name of IM. [chants] Inventory Management) were beyond even my
>> powers to avoid. Even with the holly sixpence you gave me for going.
>> There is nothing else but to use
>>
>> The Frankie Howard joke book.
>>
>> [Sotto voce and turns away] May God have mercy. Did you notice his
>> sandal size?
>>
>
> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons

[Singing in a foreign language to the tune]

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On 29/09/2014 00:40, clipka wrote:
> Am 28.09.2014 16:50, schrieb Doctor John:

>> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
>> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons
>
> [Singing in a foreign language to the tune]
>

He also marches to the beat of a different drum. ;-)

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Regards
     Stephen

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Am 29.09.2014 02:04, schrieb Stephen:
> On 29/09/2014 00:40, clipka wrote:
>> Am 28.09.2014 16:50, schrieb Doctor John:
>
>>> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
>>> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons
>>
>> [Singing in a foreign language to the tune]
>
> He also marches to the beat of a different drum. ;-)

No, doesn't. No marching involved.

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On 28-9-2014 17:38, Doctor John wrote:
> On 28/09/14 15:50, Doctor John wrote:
>>
>> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
>> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons
>>
>> Mwahhahhahhah!
>>
>> John
>>
>
> [A bubbling sound is heard from the cask. Also a faint hiccup}
>

[groan] Oh no! Not 99 Red Balloons! Please dear God! /not/ 99 Red Balloons!

[plunges below Amontillado surface]

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On 29/09/14 08:28, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> 
> [groan] Oh no! Not 99 Red Balloons! Please dear God! /not/ 99 Red Balloons!
> 
> [plunges below Amontillado surface]
> 

I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
that cask of amontillado.

John
-- 
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It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 29/09/14 08:39, Doctor John wrote:
> 
> I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
> that cask of amontillado.
> 
> John
> 

<voice from behind>
Sometimes, your eminence, you can be a real bastard.

-- 
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It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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