On 28/09/2014 09:21, Doctor John wrote:
> On 28/09/14 08:33, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>> [meanwhile in the cask, nose just above the Amontillado level, Father
>> Thomas reflects on his sins and wonders what it is all about]
>>
>>
>
> Cardinal John: So, Brother Clipka, it seems you have nothing to say.
> [gestures to the most evil-looking of his entourage] Bring in the IKEA
> flat-pack furniture!
>
> John
>

My lord Cardinal. The queues at the most holy of warehouses, (Blessed be 
to the name of IM. [chants] Inventory Management) were beyond even my 
powers to avoid. Even with the holly sixpence you gave me for going.
There is nothing else but to use

The Frankie Howard joke book.

[Sotto voce and turns away] May God have mercy. Did you notice his 
sandal size?

-- 

Regards
     Stephen

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