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So, I'm applying to work for Google.
Oh, so you like Microsoft eh?
What?
Google is owned by Microsoft, isn't it?
Um... NO.
Well who owns Google then?
Google owns Google. It's one of the biggest companies in the industry!
So you haven't heard that Microsoft bought them then?
Er, no. Microsoft does NOT own Google. They're sworn enemies!
No way. Microsoft owns everything. You might THINK it's a separate
company, but I promise you it isn't.
WTH?
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Invisible <voi### [at] dev null> wrote:
> No way. Microsoft owns everything. You might THINK it's a separate
> company, but I promise you it isn't.
Yeah, Microsoft also owns IBM, Oracle, Intel, Apple (*especially* Apple)
and basically all computer software and hardware companies out there.
--
- Warp
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On 13/07/2012 12:27 PM, Warp wrote:
> Invisible<voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
>> No way. Microsoft owns everything. You might THINK it's a separate
>> company, but I promise you it isn't.
>
> Yeah, Microsoft also owns IBM, Oracle, Intel, Apple (*especially* Apple)
> and basically all computer software and hardware companies out there.
I know, right?
That /totally/ explains why they created Bing to "compete" with Google.
company...
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Am 13.07.2012 13:34, schrieb Invisible:
> On 13/07/2012 12:27 PM, Warp wrote:
>> Invisible<voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
>>> No way. Microsoft owns everything. You might THINK it's a separate
>>> company, but I promise you it isn't.
>>
>> Yeah, Microsoft also owns IBM, Oracle, Intel, Apple (*especially* Apple)
>> and basically all computer software and hardware companies out there.
>
> I know, right?
>
> That /totally/ explains why they created Bing to "compete" with Google.
> company...
It's all a secret CIA scheme actually. So secret that everyone who's
ever even heard so much as a /rumor/ about it died a mysterious and
horrible death.
Gotta leave now, there are some strange noises at the door... spread
these important news FAST while you can, 'cause you'll be next...
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clipka <ano### [at] anonymousorg> wrote:
> It's all a secret CIA scheme actually. So secret that everyone who's
> ever even heard so much as a /rumor/ about it died a mysterious and
> horrible death.
I bet black helicopters are somehow involved.
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> Am 13.07.2012 13:34, schrieb Invisible:
>> On 13/07/2012 12:27 PM, Warp wrote:
>>> Invisible<voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
>>>> No way. Microsoft owns everything. You might THINK it's a separate
>>>> company, but I promise you it isn't.
>>>
>>> Yeah, Microsoft also owns IBM, Oracle, Intel, Apple (*especially* Apple)
>>> and basically all computer software and hardware companies out there.
>>
>> I know, right?
>>
>> That /totally/ explains why they created Bing to "compete" with Google.
>> company...
>
> It's all a secret CIA scheme actually. So secret that everyone who's
> ever even heard so much as a /rumor/ about it died a mysterious and
> horrible death.
That explains why Darren has been silent for the last few days...
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Invisible <voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
> On 13/07/2012 12:27 PM, Warp wrote:
> > Invisible<voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
> >> No way. Microsoft owns everything. You might THINK it's a separate
> >> company, but I promise you it isn't.
> >
> > Yeah, Microsoft also owns IBM, Oracle, Intel, Apple (*especially* Apple)
> > and basically all computer software and hardware companies out there.
>
> I know, right?
>
> That /totally/ explains why they created Bing to "compete" with Google.
> company...
word...
and yes, Microsoft is the biggest monopoly ever.
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On 2012-07-13 21:51, nemesis wrote:
> word...
loot.
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Tim Cook
http://empyrean.sjcook.com
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On 14/07/2012 6:32 AM, Tim Cook wrote:
> On 2012-07-13 21:51, nemesis wrote:
>> english
>> word...
>
> loot.
>
There are some more borrowed words in this article.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18796493
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Regards
Stephen
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On 14/07/2012 03:51 AM, nemesis wrote:
> word...
The spell-checker insisted on correcting it.
> and yes, Microsoft is the biggest monopoly ever.
Yeah...
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