So, I'm applying to work for Google.

Oh, so you like Microsoft eh?

What?

Google is owned by Microsoft, isn't it?

Um... NO.

Well who owns Google then?

Google owns Google. It's one of the biggest companies in the industry!

So you haven't heard that Microsoft bought them then?

Er, no. Microsoft does NOT own Google. They're sworn enemies!

No way. Microsoft owns everything. You might THINK it's a separate 
company, but I promise you it isn't.

WTH?

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