"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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>>>>> And anyway, I'd just come out of a club at nearly 2am, everything's 
>>>>> funny then... ;)
>>>>     You should try it sometime Andrew.
>>> Tried it, didn't like it much.
>>
>>  What, a place where young ladies are actively seeking fun and maybe 
>> romance, and you didn't like it?
>>
>>    Hmm...
>
> Well, I didn't much like being awake at 2AM for starters. I also didn't 
> much like the tinnitus, and being almost crushed to death by the sheer 
> weight of people.
>
> Also, while I do recall there being quite a lot of very loud, very 
> aggressive young lads around, I don't recall actually seeing any females 
> except behind the bar...

    LOL, you went to gay club??  :)

     ~Steve~

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>>>> Tried it, didn't like it much.
>>>  What, a place where young ladies are actively seeking fun and maybe 
>>> romance, and you didn't like it?
>>>
>>>    Hmm...
>> Well, I didn't much like being awake at 2AM for starters. I also didn't 
>> much like the tinnitus, and being almost crushed to death by the sheer 
>> weight of people.
>>
>> Also, while I do recall there being quite a lot of very loud, very 
>> aggressive young lads around, I don't recall actually seeing any females 
>> except behind the bar...
> 
>     LOL, you went to gay club??  :)

Why would a gay club have cute girls behind the bar?? :-?

Anyway, even when I paid to go to an actual single's night, there were a 
few hundred people, but still only about 6 cute girls. Obviously out of 
several hundred people I just happened to *not* be the most endearing of 
them all... shockingly...

As far as I can tell, this idea that "clubs are full of hot single girls 
looking for fun and frolics" is an urban myth. I've yet to see it in action.

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"Invisible" <voi### [at] devnull> wrote in message 
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>>> Also, while I do recall there being quite a lot of very loud, very 
>>> aggressive young lads around, I don't recall actually seeing any females 
>>> except behind the bar...
>>
>>     LOL, you went to gay club??  :)
>
> Why would a gay club have cute girls behind the bar?? :-?

    Because it's a fact that females get on with gay men very well?

>
> Anyway, even when I paid to go to an actual single's night, there were a 
> few hundred people, but still only about 6 cute girls.

    Six cute girls, and the other hundred or so were ugly?

    I just can't believe there were only six females there...


> As far as I can tell, this idea that "clubs are full of hot single girls 
> looking for fun and frolics" is an urban myth. I've yet to see it in 
> action.

    Oh dear.

     ~Steve~

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>>>     LOL, you went to gay club??  :)
>> Why would a gay club have cute girls behind the bar?? :-?
> 
>     Because it's a fact that females get on with gay men very well?

Oh. Really?

>> Anyway, even when I paid to go to an actual single's night, there were a 
>> few hundred people, but still only about 6 cute girls.
> 
>     Six cute girls, and the other hundred or so were ugly?
> 
>     I just can't believe there were only six females there...

Most of them were 45 or something...

LOL... OMG, now I'm thinking about that women I saw... She was 60 or 
something, and she was *smashed off her face*! Later I saw her dancing 
with this ancient dude in a really bad dinner suit... Such a good match! 
Heh.

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>> As far as I can tell, this idea that "clubs are full of hot single girls 
>> looking for fun and frolics" is an urban myth. I've yet to see it in 
>> action.
> 
>    Oh dear.

Perhaps you should take him Andy along sometime? ;-)

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> Most of them were 45 or something...
> 
> LOL... OMG, now I'm thinking about that women I saw... She was 60 or 

Dude, you are SERIOUSLY going to the wrong places.

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scott wrote:
>> Most of them were 45 or something...
>>
>> LOL... OMG, now I'm thinking about that women I saw... She was 60 or 
> 
> Dude, you are SERIOUSLY going to the wrong places.

...and you think I don't go there anymore because...?

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scott wrote:
>>> As far as I can tell, this idea that "clubs are full of hot single 
>>> girls looking for fun and frolics" is an urban myth. I've yet to see 
>>> it in action.
>>
>>    Oh dear.
> 
> Perhaps you should take him Andy along sometime? ;-)

That doesn't parse.



I guess the sad thing is that even if I *could* somehow find the 
mythical pub where all the young ladies hang out, since I'm not a young 
guy any more it wouldn't really help much... :-(

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"scott" <sco### [at] scottcom> wrote in message 
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>>> As far as I can tell, this idea that "clubs are full of hot single girls 
>>> looking for fun and frolics" is an urban myth. I've yet to see it in 
>>> action.
>>
>>    Oh dear.
>
> Perhaps you should take him Andy along sometime? ;-)
>

   Well, to be honest, I don't frequent clubs any more, but I *could* 
because even at my age, I've been asked for my ID to see if I was over 18! 
LOL. I said to the girl: "But my daughter is 20". We laughed. (I think she 
was a bit enthusiastic in her job).

   However, you're right. ;)

     ~Steve~

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Invisible wrote:
> Why would a gay club have cute girls behind the bar?? :-?

It keeps the patrons from slowing down the sales of alcohol trying to hit on 
the bartender?

-- 
   Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
   "Ouch ouch ouch!"
   "What's wrong? Noodles too hot?"
   "No, I have Chopstick Tunnel Syndrome."

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