Am 12/12/19 1:59 PM, also sprach jr:
> (very US of A. you enter an empty house and find the TV is on. :-))
One of my defining moments:
I was living in Zürich. One night my native buddy and I were out. We
stopped at Wang Labs, his old job, where apparently the janitor was the
big hash dealer. He left me in the car and proceeded to wander around a
14 story building looking for the dude. After, oh, 45 minutes, I was
cold and I turned on the car for some heat (Zürich in winter). About
that time he came out and started yelling at me.
Markus: "Only an *American* would run a car when it's not going anywhere!"
Me: "It's fucking cold!"
Him: "That's why there's a blanket in the back! They're not making any
more dinosaurs. And you're polluting the air for no reason!"
So, "they're not making any more dinosaurs" became one of my mantras. I
turn my car off in line at the McDonald's drive-thru.
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