I can't help thinking about the poetry of the Azagoths  of  Kria, the
second worst poetry in the entire Universe, and in particular about
the masterpiece by Poet  Master Grunthos the Flatulent  called "Ode To
A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer
Morning".

And some Vogon poetry to go with that:

"Oh frettled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits  ona lurgid bee.
Groop I  implore  thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the  gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
   see if I don't!"

Sorry, had to ;)


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Peter Popov wrote:

> Sorry, had to ;)

Well I'm glad you like it.

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In article <yaZzOPdXi9P7je7hpq1=4lenA1Bi@4ax.com>, Peter Popov 
<pet### [at] usanet> wrote:

> I can't help thinking about the poetry of the Azagoths  of  Kria, the
> second worst poetry in the entire Universe, and in particular about
> the masterpiece by Poet  Master Grunthos the Flatulent  called "Ode To
> A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer
> Morning".
> 
> And some Vogon poetry to go with that:
> 
> "Oh frettled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
> As plurdled gabbleblotchits  ona lurgid bee.
> Groop I  implore  thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
> And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
> Or I will rend thee in the  gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
>    see if I don't!"
> 
> Sorry, had to ;)

Been reading Douglas Adams lately? :-)

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Sounds a bit like Lewis Carroll:

"'t Was brillig, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the wabe..."

Was that earlier or later, Vogon (or whoever)?

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Peter Popov <pet### [at] usanet> schreef in berichtnieuws
yaZzOPdXi9P7je7hpq1=4lenA1Bi@4ax.com...
> I can't help thinking about the poetry of the Azagoths  of  Kria, the
> second worst poetry in the entire Universe, and in particular about
> the masterpiece by Poet  Master Grunthos the Flatulent  called "Ode To
> A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer
> Morning".
>
> And some Vogon poetry to go with that:
>
> "Oh frettled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
> As plurdled gabbleblotchits  ona lurgid bee.
> Groop I  implore  thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
> And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
> Or I will rend thee in the  gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
>    see if I don't!"
>
> Sorry, had to ;)
>
>
> Peter Popov
> pet### [at] usanet
> ICQ: 15002700

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On Wed, 5 Jan 2000 22:35:50 +0100, "Sander" <san### [at] stolscom> wrote:

>Sounds a bit like Lewis Carroll:
>
>"'t Was brillig, and the slithy toves
>did gyre and gimble in the wabe..."

...All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe!

Hey, I know "Jabberwock" by heart both in English and Bulgarian :))

>Was that earlier or later, Vogon (or whoever)?

Vogons are an alien race in "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by
Douglas Adams. The novel was written in the early 80s I think.

This should really be in p.o-t. sorry...


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On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 15:33:33 -0500, Chris Huff
<chr### [at] yahoocom> wrote:

>Been reading Douglas Adams lately? :-)

Not lately (been a couple of years), but Vogon poetry is something one
remembers for a lifetime.


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Reminds me of a Ferero Roche (chocolate coverd sweet
that looks expensive but is very cheap). 

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> Reminds me of a Ferero Roche (chocolate coverd sweet
> that looks expensive but is very cheap).

The European speciality your guests will adore?

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The image inspired even better poetry. No offence Ken;-)

On Wed, 05 Jan 2000 22:21:08 +0200, Peter Popov <pet### [at] usanet> wrote:
>I can't help thinking about the poetry of the Azagoths  of  Kria, the
>second worst poetry in the entire Universe, and in particular about
>the masterpiece by Poet  Master Grunthos the Flatulent  called "Ode To
>A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer
>Morning".
>
>And some Vogon poetry to go with that:
>
>"Oh frettled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
>As plurdled gabbleblotchits  ona lurgid bee.
>Groop I  implore  thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
>And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
>Or I will rend thee in the  gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
>   see if I don't!"
>
>Sorry, had to ;)
>
>
>Peter Popov
>pet### [at] usanet
>ICQ: 15002700


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>Not lately (been a couple of years), but Vogon poetry is something one
>remembers for a lifetime.
>

Though life can be quite short when listening to Vogon poetry. Some don't
even make it to the end of the first verse.


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