On 29-4-2017 19:55, Stephen wrote:
> The man goes back to the bar and asks the barman if he can use the pub
> piano.
> When he sits down he puts the frog on the keyboard and it commences to
> play a Chopin nocturne.
> “That’s marvellous.” Said the barman. “Can I book you for Friday night?”
> “Wait until tomorrow.” The man said.
> On the morrow he arrived with the frog and a toad. The frog played and
> the toad sang, My way.
> That is unbelievable, quoth the publican.
> Yes, said the man, it is. But it is a bit of a cheat. The frog is a
> ventriloquist.
>
>

Stephen, how much did you drink last night? :-)

-- 
Thomas

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