Le 2016-04-26 12:43, Stephen a écrit :
> On 4/26/2016 5:09 PM, clipka wrote:
>> Am 26.04.2016 um 12:51 schrieb Stephen:
>>> On 4/26/2016 11:02 AM, Jim Holsenback wrote:
>>>> On 4/25/2016 6:47 PM, clipka wrote:
>>>>> Am 25.04.2016 um 21:06 schrieb Jim Holsenback:
>>>>>> Why is it "easy opening packaging" generally isn't?
>>>>>
>>>>> Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: The more precisely you know how to
>>>>> open a package, the less precisely you know where the contents will
>>>>> end
>>>>> up in the process.
>>>>
>>>> Ah well ... thanks for the Sheldon Cooper-ish response. I WAS hoping
>>>> for
>>>> something a bit more whimsical
>>>
>>> It is a fiendish plot to undermine the American psyche.
>>
>> Not just fiendish, but satanistic.
>>
>
> Should that not be spelt Satanistic?
> Nevertheless you are probably right.
>
>> Abolish gay marriage and abortion clinics, and God will assist you again
>> in opening with ease each and every package you desire the contents of.
>>
>
> Oh! I'll join. How much will it cost? )
>
>> (Not including condom packages of course.)
>>
>
> Ah! over here they are sold in packs of three. A sort of Trinity if you
> know what I mean.
>

Second time I've told that joke today:

A kid and his dad are in a pharmacy.  The son points to the condom 
dispaly and asks:
- Dad, what are those?
- That's when you'll be a bit older and you go on a date.
- Ah... and the packs of 3?
- That's when you have a girlfriend:  Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
- And the box of 12?
- Sigh. That's when you're married:  January, February, March...

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