Am 26.04.2016 um 12:51 schrieb Stephen:
> On 4/26/2016 11:02 AM, Jim Holsenback wrote:
>> On 4/25/2016 6:47 PM, clipka wrote:
>>> Am 25.04.2016 um 21:06 schrieb Jim Holsenback:
>>>> Why is it "easy opening packaging" generally isn't?
>>>
>>> Heisenberg's uncertainty principle: The more precisely you know how to
>>> open a package, the less precisely you know where the contents will end
>>> up in the process.
>>
>> Ah well ... thanks for the Sheldon Cooper-ish response. I WAS hoping for
>> something a bit more whimsical
> 
> It is a fiendish plot to undermine the American psyche.

Not just fiendish, but satanistic.

Abolish gay marriage and abortion clinics, and God will assist you again
in opening with ease each and every package you desire the contents of.

(Not including condom packages of course.)

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