Shortly after my 30th birthday, I stopped off at a liquor store on the 
way home from work to pick up six-pack of something fermented.  The 
little pimply-faced ferret behind the counter immediately demanded my ID.

I was absolutely tickled spitless.  I was giggling and grinning as I 
pulled out my driver's license and handed it over.

"Thank you," I said, in the sexiest voice I could manage (given his 
complexion).  "You've made my day."

"Well," he snarled snarkily, "we have to card EVERYBODY."

There is no doubt whatsoever in my mind that the little pimply-faced 
ferret is STILL a virgin.

--Sherry Shaw

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