On 10/09/14 06:18, Le_Forgeron wrote:
> Did you check for mice ?
> 
> The hearing of the Feegle, due to the incredible genetic heritage and
> its all mighty youth, might be able to catch the noise of the tiny rodents.
> 

Nope. Definitely not mice. These were the big scaly things, with pointy
teeth and claws, which are visible only to small boys with over-active
imaginations. Luckily, disposing of them is easy. All you have to do is
put them in the nearest rubbish bin.

> That or it's about time to introduce the feminine element that insists
> on tidying up everything right after usage.
> 

Strangely, I'm the one who insists on tidying up immediately (except on
my desk, which _is_ tidy but nobody else seems to be able to
understand). When I'm cooking, I'm fanatical about cleaning as I work -
probably due to having worked in hotel kitchens during university holidays.

John
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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