On Wed, 09 Jul 2014 09:53:31 -0400, Francois Labreque wrote:

> Le 2014-07-08 23:05, Jim Henderson a écrit :
>> On Wed, 09 Jul 2014 03:36:23 +0200, clipka wrote:
>>
>>>   but the mere thought of any box providing no
>>> conceivable escape route for a cat really tops it off.
>>
>> With our three cats, that doesn't seem infeasible.  They seem to prefer
>> spending all their time in the various boxes we've left around the
>> house for them.
>>
>> Jim
> 
> Feline rules of acquisition:
> 1. Can I eat it?
> 2. Can I sleep on it?
> 	2.a.  Were you trying to read that?
> 	2.b.  Will cat hair mess it up?
> 3. Can I sleep in it?
> 
> If you've answered yes to any of the questions above, the item now
> belongs to the cat and any attempt to reclaim it will prove to be
> futile.

That explains what happens when a cat lies down on your lap, 
certainly...We call it "cat stapling," but I've also heard it called 
"feline paralysis."

Jim


-- 
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and 
besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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