On 03/01/2014 18:42, Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Jan 2014 09:09:51 +0000, Stephen wrote:
>> So to keep in the spirit, I will say.
>> Large red sandstone blocks, blackened with age, and white porcelain
>> tiles.
>
> That's the way to do it. :)
>
> Jim
>
No, no, no! It clearly states in Profits 3:5:6 sub-para 54 that:
'There shall be blocks shaped in a medium size and they shall be of a 
colour that is not anathema in my sight nor shall they be discoloured. 
Yea, and the tiles shall be of magnolia in colour nor shall they be 
cream nor yet white.'

Ye sons of Beelzebub. Your perversion of the Word is blasphemous.

Stone them, I say. Stone them!

John (still at work)

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