On 17/06/2011 09:31 AM, Jim Holsenback wrote:

> I never trust /anyone/ who talks that fast but never manages to say
> anything

I find his reviews are usually very accurate. But really, most of the 
stuff he reviews I've never heard of and will never actually play. It's 
just amusing to hear paragraphs such as

   "Portal 2 opens with a long physics-based ride in a container which 
is slowly destroyed to reveal epic views of the grand vistas outside and 
you can already feel the same sinking feeling you get as something warm 
and moist splashes across your face and you already know that by this 
time tomorrow you're going to be known as 'the school slut'."

Or perhaps

   "In all Crysis 2 is a good game but at no point is anything as great 
as that moment in Crysis 1 where you break into the alien mothership 
rummage through their underwear drawer and embarrass them in front of 
their parents... I /may/ be remembering this wrong..."

The guy has a way with words. LOL.

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