Daniel Hulme wrote:

>> dating services...
> 
> Name:
> Date of birth:
> Gender:               looking for a:
> CPU speed:
> O/S:
> 
> Your perfect partner will:
> a) run a successful business
> b) be a championship-winning athlete
> c) play rugby in a local team
> d) have won IRTC at least twice
> 
> You like to be bought:
> a) gold and jewels
> b) flowers and chocolates
> c) socks and aftershave
> d) new Poser models
> 
> Love me, love my:
> a) dog
> b) smoking habit
> c) parents
> d) rendering farm generating enough heat to melt the ice caps
> 
> Your idea of a good night is:
> a) going down the local with your mates
> b) you and your partner clearing the dance floor
> c) watching a soppy film together
> d) writing a Perlin hypertexture patch with extreme programming

ROFL!

-- 
Stefan Viljoen
Software Support Technician
Polar Design Solutions

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