Mike wrote:

> Az an American az well, I would like to zay that I think thiz personz complaint iz
> a perfectly good one.  Fine, wordz like optimized, minimized, and customized might
> not in any way impact the actual performanze of the program, but who are U 2 write
> anything that doezn't conform to the U Z of A'z form of mutilated Englizh.  We are
> the ones who have taken the lowly Z and made it into zomething useful.  Until we
> got our handz on it, the only uze for it waz when writing the word zebra.  What a
> wazte.
>
> Therefore, I would like to izzue a formal requezt for the following zyntax:
>
> zphere
> zuperellipzoid
> zor
> tranzmit
> tranzlate
> zcale
> zpiral1
> zpiral2
> wrinklz
> mezh
> zpotted
> zpecular
> roughnezz
>
> Therz probably more, but I'm too upzet too think of them.  Az a matter of fact, the
> only one you got right waz bozo!
>
> sinzerily,
>
> zelda ziznadiznorn
> UZA

It probably won't happen. I think I figured out why the
Britizh are so reziztant towardz uzing the letter Z. You zee
they are not taught how to uze the Z key when taking
typing clazzez, where in the USA, it iz mandatory to learn
how to type that letter.

Ken Tyler

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