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Name:
Date of birth:
Gender:		looking for a:
CPU speed:
O/S:

Your perfect partner will:
a) run a successful business
b) be a championship-winning athlete
c) play rugby in a local team
d) have won IRTC at least twice

You like to be bought:
a) gold and jewels
b) flowers and chocolates
c) socks and aftershave
d) new Poser models

Love me, love my:
a) dog
b) smoking habit
c) parents
d) rendering farm generating enough heat to melt the ice caps

Your idea of a good night is:
a) going down the local with your mates
b) you and your partner clearing the dance floor
c) watching a soppy film together
d) writing a Perlin hypertexture patch with extreme programming


This the sort of thing you were getting at?
btw, if any chicks answered (d) to exactly three of the above questions,
email me your RAM size and favourite linux distro. Attach a picture of
your sleekest case.

-- 
The most important thing about a programming language is the name. A
language will not succeed without a name. I have recently invented a
very good name and I am looking for a suitable language.    -- Knuth
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