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http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/index.php/faq
Some assorted quotations:
Q. Can I be in the comic?
A. No.
Q. Hey, I've got a really awesom idea for a comic, wanna hear it?
A. No.
Q. I love Ctrl+Alt+Del!
A. This isn't a question, but thanks, I'm glad you like it.
Q. I hate Ctrl+Alt+Del!
A. Don't read it then, genius.
Q. Will you have my babies?
A. Sure, why not?
Q. Is it true that you STOLE MY SLAVE GNOMES!?
A. Yes, yes it is.
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........ O_o
I think that person should check their drink for any strange tablets, and
perhaps stop eating food that needs a haircut and/or is inexplicably green.
;-D
ian
"Invisible" <voi### [at] dev null> wrote in message
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> http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/index.php/faq
>
> Some assorted quotations:
>
> Q. Can I be in the comic?
> A. No.
>
> Q. Hey, I've got a really awesom idea for a comic, wanna hear it?
> A. No.
>
> Q. I love Ctrl+Alt+Del!
> A. This isn't a question, but thanks, I'm glad you like it.
>
> Q. I hate Ctrl+Alt+Del!
> A. Don't read it then, genius.
>
> Q. Will you have my babies?
> A. Sure, why not?
>
> Q. Is it true that you STOLE MY SLAVE GNOMES!?
> A. Yes, yes it is.
>
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[GDS|Entropy] wrote:
> ........ O_o
> I think that person should check their drink for any strange tablets, and
> perhaps stop eating food that needs a haircut and/or is inexplicably green.
> ;-D
Heh. Well, the *answers* are perfectly sane. But some of the questions
that get sent in are... pretty odd.
Q. What's the weirdest email you've ever had about Ctrl+Alt+Del?
A. Too many to choose from.
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"Invisible" <voi### [at] dev null> wrote in message
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> Heh. Well, the *answers* are perfectly sane. But some of the questions
> that get sent in are... pretty odd.
>
> Q. What's the weirdest email you've ever had about Ctrl+Alt+Del?
> A. Too many to choose from.
>
Yes, but I'm not sure I'd want to admit that people ask me those kinds of
questions.
At any rate, I might need to re-evaluate my target audience. ;-p
ian
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>> Heh. Well, the *answers* are perfectly sane. But some of the questions
>> that get sent in are... pretty odd.
>
> Yes, but I'm not sure I'd want to admit that people ask me those kinds of
> questions.
Heh. It just shows that *they* are crazy. Not you necessarily. ;-)
> At any rate, I might need to re-evaluate my target audience. ;-p
Nah, I'm sure if you do anything reasonably popular in the Internet
you're going to get at least a few people ask you crazy things. The
Internet seems to attract crazy people for some reason...
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> Nah, I'm sure if you do anything reasonably popular in the Internet you're
> going to get at least a few people ask you crazy things. The Internet
> seems to attract crazy people for some reason...
Maybe because it is quite anonymous, but I'm sure those comment/suggestion
boxes in shops and places get some pretty crazy stuff too :-)
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scott wrote:
>> Nah, I'm sure if you do anything reasonably popular in the Internet
>> you're going to get at least a few people ask you crazy things. The
>> Internet seems to attract crazy people for some reason...
>
> Maybe because it is quite anonymous, but I'm sure those
> comment/suggestion boxes in shops and places get some pretty crazy stuff
> too :-)
Yeah, that might be interesting...
I'm wondering if specific shops get specific kinds of cracked pots? :-D
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"Invisible" <voi### [at] dev null> wrote in message
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> Nah, I'm sure if you do anything reasonably popular in the Internet you're
> going to get at least a few people ask you crazy things.
This is very true. Back in '96 there was a local PhD (HAAARKEEER!! *shakes
fist*) who ripped off of me word for word, entire pages, in an Aquarium
Frontiers online article regarding foam fractionation. Some people in #reefs
brought this to my attention, and I was quite amused. I wonder if he knew I
was 16? And while all information and theory I presented happened to be
accurate, he *must* have been crazy to not only blatantly plagarize, but to
rip off of a 16yo. lol! :-D
>The Internet seems to attract crazy people for some reason...
But...but....*we're* on the internet... o.o
;-p
ian
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>> Nah, I'm sure if you do anything reasonably popular in the Internet you're
>> going to get at least a few people ask you crazy things.
>
> This is very true. Back in '96 there was a local PhD (HAAARKEEER!! *shakes
> fist*) who ripped off of me word for word, entire pages, in an Aquarium
> Frontiers online article regarding foam fractionation. Some people in #reefs
> brought this to my attention, and I was quite amused. I wonder if he knew I
> was 16? And while all information and theory I presented happened to be
> accurate, he *must* have been crazy to not only blatantly plagarize, but to
> rip off of a 16yo. lol! :-D
This is where I mumble something about immitation being the more sincere
form of flattery or something...
As you may know, while I was at uni doing my BSc, I regularly had MSc
students that I'd never met before in my life wander up to me and ask in
broken English whether I could "fix their Java". I have no idea how the
hell they knew my name or my skill with Java...
>> The Internet seems to attract crazy people for some reason...
>
> But...but....*we're* on the internet... o.o
Now, now... The inverse of a statement does not necessarily follow. ;-)
Who said it was a logical biconditional?
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> As you may know, while I was at uni doing my BSc, I regularly had MSc
> students that I'd never met before in my life wander up to me and ask in
> broken English whether I could "fix their Java". I have no idea how the
> hell they knew my name or my skill with Java...
Hehe reminds me of when we had the first few mechanical drawing (yes, by
hand, you try drawing the intersection of a cylinder and cone by hand in 3
different projections!) classes at University. There was only one guy who
could do this stuff properly (he did it during a gap year I think) and so as
the afternoon progressed each stage of the work would kind of ripple
outwards from his desk towards the outside :-)
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