Hey what is it with women and hammers? Before I get flamed I'll admit that 
this maybe an unfair generalization because I'm sure there are just as many 
Men and Hammers stories out there .... it just seems the gals have it hands 
down for the comedic content alone.

I started getting busy with fall chores, one of them service the lawn mower. 
I'd got the blade off to be sharpened, drained the oil and refilled it, then 
the firewood guy shows up. I still had to change the spark plug but needed 
to go help with the unloading. The wife decided to be helpful and when she 
couldn't get the spark plug to budge with the socket wrench she takes a 
hammer to it!!!!! Lord help me ..... what's a guy to do?

OK, so tell me now I'm not the only one with women and hammers stories.

Jim

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Jim Holsenback wrote:

> OK, so tell me now I'm not the only one with women and hammers stories.

My mum once tripped over while carrying an electric drill and 
accidentally drilled a hole in her arm...

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> My mum once tripped over while carrying an electric drill and accidentally 
> drilled a hole in her arm...

yikes that had to hurt!!!!

wife has nailed her shirt tail to a saw horse once

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Jim Holsenback wrote:
> 
> I started getting busy with fall chores, one of them service the lawn mower. 
> I'd got the blade off to be sharpened, drained the oil and refilled it, then 
> the firewood guy shows up. I still had to change the spark plug but needed 
> to go help with the unloading. The wife decided to be helpful and when she 
> couldn't get the spark plug to budge with the socket wrench she takes a 
> hammer to it!!!!! Lord help me ..... what's a guy to do?
> 

If violence didn't help, you didn't use enough force. Having a hammer 
makes applying more force to violence easy.

> 
> Jim 
> 

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>> My mum once tripped over while carrying an electric drill and accidentally 
>> drilled a hole in her arm...
> 
> yikes that had to hurt!!!!

Well... a trip to hospital, a mild muscle infection, a few months off 
work, that kinda thing.

> wife has nailed her shirt tail to a saw horse once 

Heh. My mum screwed me and my sister to a plank of wood...

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> I started getting busy with fall chores, one of them service the lawn 
> mower. I'd got the blade off to be sharpened, drained the oil and refilled 
> it, then the firewood guy shows up. I still had to change the spark plug 
> but needed to go help with the unloading. The wife decided to be helpful 
> and when she couldn't get the spark plug to budge with the socket wrench 
> she takes a hammer to it!!!!! Lord help me ..... what's a guy to do?

Teach her to use her foot, or show her how you can attach a length of piping 
to the wrench to get a better mechanical advantage.  I find that 1 metre 
usually undoes most things (unfortunately it also undid the top of a bolt 
from the bolt itself once, but hey).

OTOH, it's cool that a) she tried to help out on something like that without 
even being asked, and b) that she had a rough idea what needed doing.  My 
other half wouldn't have a clue, and even if you paid her wouldn't go 
anywhere near something loud and dirty like a mower.

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Jim Holsenback wrote:

> I started getting busy with fall chores, one of them service the lawn mower. 
> I'd got the blade off to be sharpened, drained the oil and refilled it, then 
> the firewood guy shows up. I still had to change the spark plug but needed 
> to go help with the unloading. The wife decided to be helpful and when she 
> couldn't get the spark plug to budge with the socket wrench she takes a 
> hammer to it!!!!! Lord help me ..... what's a guy to do?

1. You sharpened the blade? I've never seen anybody do that, ever.

2. The mower isn't electric?

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> Jim Holsenback wrote:
>
>> I started getting busy with fall chores, one of them service the lawn 
>> mower. I'd got the blade off to be sharpened, drained the oil and 
>> refilled it, then the firewood guy shows up. I still had to change the 
>> spark plug but needed to go help with the unloading. The wife decided to 
>> be helpful and when she couldn't get the spark plug to budge with the 
>> socket wrench she takes a hammer to it!!!!! Lord help me ..... what's a 
>> guy to do?
>
> 1. You sharpened the blade? I've never seen anybody do that, ever.

    yep .... have a grinder. I usually sharpen every other year. that's the 
mower for the close in stuff. the tractor has 5 blades I take them to a shop 
for those.

> 2. The mower isn't electric?

   haha ..... big yard extension cords not long enough.

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scott wrote:
> 
> Teach her to use her foot, or show her how you can attach a length of 
> 

And the correct technic to check that the wrench actually turns to a 
right direction. Some ASCII-art, seen from top, "b" is bolt, g is 
grabbing-place of wrench

|   g
|b--|
|

And seen from side (just wrench and bolt)

b
|
|---g

And from the front:

|
|b--g
|

If you'll just press the wrench down directly, it won't only try to 
unscrew the bolt, but also turn itself (and the bolt) downwards looked 
from the bolt (pic from front):

|
|b-_
|   g

So you'll need something to hold the wrench vertical while turning it 
(pic from front, H is just right sized object to keep the wrench vertical):

|
|b--g
|   H

I hope I and my ASCII are understandable...

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> Jim Holsenback wrote:
>
>> OK, so tell me now I'm not the only one with women and hammers stories.
>
> My mum once tripped over while carrying an electric drill and accidentally 
> drilled a hole in her arm...

And you tell there  are scary people here?

Marc

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