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St. wrote:
> Those hooks are designed to be released! :)
>
> Are you listening Andrew? GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HEAVEN.
>
> In that order. :)
Er... Isn't that GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HOSPITAL?
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"Orchid XP v8" <voi### [at] dev null> wrote in message
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> St. wrote:
>
>> Those hooks are designed to be released! :)
>>
>> Are you listening Andrew? GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HEAVEN.
>>
>> In that order. :)
>
> Er... Isn't that GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HOSPITAL?
Mate, if you get *past* the GRAB part, there is no hospital. Fumble
away... :)
~Steve~
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Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguy com> wrote:
> Look at it this way:
> There are 6 *billion* people on this planet. Just to pull a number out
> of my a**, that means 500 *million* people between the ages of 20 and 30.
> I guarantee, the *majority* of those people _want_to_have_sex_.
But half of them are of the wrong gender...
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Warp wrote:
> Chambers <ben### [at] pacificwebguy com> wrote:
>> Look at it this way:
>> There are 6 *billion* people on this planet. Just to pull a number out
>> of my a**, that means 500 *million* people between the ages of 20 and 30.
>
>> I guarantee, the *majority* of those people _want_to_have_sex_.
>
> But half of them are of the wrong gender...
>
Not if you've an open mind...
...Chambers
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
> Sure. Because when you're not Andrew, it's really that easy. :-/
Andrew, seriously: It's hard for *everyone*. But people do it anyway.
...Chambers
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>> Er... Isn't that GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HOSPITAL?
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> Mate, if you get *past* the GRAB part, there is no hospital. Fumble
> away... :)
They call me the fumbler,
Yeah the fumbler,
I fumble round and round and round and round...
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>> Sure. Because when you're not Andrew, it's really that easy. :-/
>
> Andrew, seriously: It's hard for *everyone*. But people do it anyway.
Other people have social skills.
(And friends - don't forget friends! Apparently in a survay 80% of
people said they met their husband/wife through their friends.)
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Orchid XP v8 wrote:
>>> Sure. Because when you're not Andrew, it's really that easy. :-/
>>
>> Andrew, seriously: It's hard for *everyone*. But people do it anyway.
>
> Other people have social skills.
>
Not all of them. I can say, from recent experience, that I have very bad
luck at reading what people are actually saying and meaning. That alone
is not enough of an excuse. Smiling helps, as does being able to talk to
them. Light conversation normally, it's not often that physics will come
up and the best conversation continuing device is "I wrote an RK4 solver
last week." but sometimes that will work too. "Hi, how are you, have you
seen New Movie Of The Week? What did you think of it/Would you like to
see it?"
> (And friends - don't forget friends! Apparently in a survay 80% of
> people said they met their husband/wife through their friends.)
>
This is easier then finding a date. Smile, and be ready to listen to
anyone. After you chat with them a few times, pick a day you aren't
doing anything and invite them out to a pub to continue what ever the
last conversation was.
See, now you've made a friend. You can do the whole thing without a pub,
substituting other local hang out.
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"Orchid XP v8" <voi### [at] dev null> wrote in message
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>>> Er... Isn't that GRAB - TOWARDS - RELEASE - HOSPITAL?
>>
>> Mate, if you get *past* the GRAB part, there is no hospital. Fumble
>> away... :)
>
> They call me the fumbler,
> Yeah the fumbler,
> I fumble round and round and round and round...
HAHA! Yeah, that works... You're good at making those up. :)
~Steve~
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> "Hi, how are you, have you
> seen New Movie Of The Week? What did you think of it/Would you like to
> see it?"
You'd have to know what New Movie Of The Week *is* first. ;-)
A better technique seems to be to just ask the person about themselves -
maybe that person isn't a film fanatic anyway?
>> (And friends - don't forget friends! Apparently in a survay 80% of
>> people said they met their husband/wife through their friends.)
>
> This is easier then finding a date. Smile, and be ready to listen to
> anyone. After you chat with them a few times, pick a day you aren't
> doing anything and invite them out to a pub to continue what ever the
> last conversation was.
>
> See, now you've made a friend. You can do the whole thing without a pub,
> substituting other local hang out.
I tried this. The person I was speaking to started laughing.
Hysterically.
Eventually she finished laughing her **** off, and politely declained.
I asked a different person by email. I couldn't help noticing that the
reply was written in very formal language, with strong undertones of
"please don't speak to me ever again".
I have tried and tried and tried to convince people to be friends with
me. So far, I have failed completely. What can I say? I guess people
just hate me...
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