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Jim Holsenback wrote:
> I have a fairly big yard and another lot next door that I keep the grass cut
> (almost 7 acres) ..... after a particularly warm humid day of grass cutting
> I thought it sure would be cool to have a lawn laser ..... There are some of
> you in this group that have pretty furtile imaginations so I'm already
> laughing at responses! Now keep in mind that I just want to cut the grass
> but not harm bug, birds and any other critters that might get in the way
> ..... haha ..... this might even make a good cartoonish POV scene.
If the region is warm enough to support growth throughout the year, put
a fence around the field, and then add a horse or two.
Overheard at the feed store in Mountain Home, Idaho:
RANCHER: What was that last guy wanting?
CLERK: Advice on taking care of his lawn.
RANCHER: How big?
CLERK: An acre.
RANCHER: What a waste.
Regards,
John
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"John VanSickle" <evi### [at] hotmail com> wrote in message
news:48735190$1@news.povray.org...
> If the region is warm enough to support growth throughout the year, put a
> fence around the field, and then add a horse or two.
>
> Overheard at the feed store in Mountain Home, Idaho:
>
> RANCHER: What was that last guy wanting?
>
> CLERK: Advice on taking care of his lawn.
>
> RANCHER: How big?
>
> CLERK: An acre.
>
> RANCHER: What a waste.
>
> Regards,
> John
i heard a simular story involing a six pack and a goat ..... sit back in a
lawn chair (in the shade of course) have a beer or two and watch the goat
take care of the grass
Jim
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> i heard a simular story involing a six pack and a goat ..... sit back in a
> lawn chair (in the shade of course) have a beer or two and watch the goat
> take care of the grass
I have a story where my neighbor drinks a six pack and his goat mows
everyone elses flower beds.
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Jim Holsenback wrote:
> "John VanSickle" <evi### [at] hotmail com> wrote in message
> news:48735190$1@news.povray.org...
>> If the region is warm enough to support growth throughout the year, put a
>> fence around the field, and then add a horse or two.
>>
>> Overheard at the feed store in Mountain Home, Idaho:
>>
>> RANCHER: What was that last guy wanting?
>>
>> CLERK: Advice on taking care of his lawn.
>>
>> RANCHER: How big?
>>
>> CLERK: An acre.
>>
>> RANCHER: What a waste.
> i heard a simular story involing a six pack and a goat ..... sit back in a
> lawn chair (in the shade of course) have a beer or two and watch the goat
> take care of the grass
Goats are nice because they'll take care of the weeds; but as others
have pointed out, your neighbor's flowers are weeds to a goat.
Horses are much more discriminating in their tastes. I have one, and
when I take it out on a lead to graze, it neatly avoids a few types of
weeds in my yard, and happily eats others. It also has a distinct
preference for different types of grass, when given the choice.
If you have a daughter, horses are better. Horses attract girls, and
that way your daughter has friends and will leave you alone when you
want to work on something.
Regards,
John
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John VanSickle wrote:
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> If you have a daughter, horses are better. Horses attract girls,
Hah! That's the solution Andrew's been looking for.
Hey, Andrew, buy a horse :-)
John
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