"John VanSickle" <evi### [at] hotmailcom> wrote in message 
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> If the region is warm enough to support growth throughout the year, put a 
> fence around the field, and then add a horse or two.
>
> Overheard at the feed store in Mountain Home, Idaho:
>
> RANCHER:  What was that last guy wanting?
>
> CLERK:  Advice on taking care of his lawn.
>
> RANCHER:  How big?
>
> CLERK:  An acre.
>
> RANCHER:  What a waste.
>
> Regards,
> John

i heard a simular story involing a six pack and a goat ..... sit back in a 
lawn chair (in the shade of course) have a beer or two and watch the goat 
take care of the grass

Jim

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