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Jim Holsenback wrote:
> "John VanSickle" <evi### [at] hotmail com> wrote in message
> news:48735190$1@news.povray.org...
>> If the region is warm enough to support growth throughout the year, put a
>> fence around the field, and then add a horse or two.
>>
>> Overheard at the feed store in Mountain Home, Idaho:
>>
>> RANCHER: What was that last guy wanting?
>>
>> CLERK: Advice on taking care of his lawn.
>>
>> RANCHER: How big?
>>
>> CLERK: An acre.
>>
>> RANCHER: What a waste.
> i heard a simular story involing a six pack and a goat ..... sit back in a
> lawn chair (in the shade of course) have a beer or two and watch the goat
> take care of the grass
Goats are nice because they'll take care of the weeds; but as others
have pointed out, your neighbor's flowers are weeds to a goat.
Horses are much more discriminating in their tastes. I have one, and
when I take it out on a lead to graze, it neatly avoids a few types of
weeds in my yard, and happily eats others. It also has a distinct
preference for different types of grass, when given the choice.
If you have a daughter, horses are better. Horses attract girls, and
that way your daughter has friends and will leave you alone when you
want to work on something.
Regards,
John
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