Remco de Korte wrote in message <378C6BBE.DD06FA5E@xs4all.nl>...
>SamuelT. wrote:
>>
>> More:
>>
>> The Dark Crackle
>> The Neverending Render
>> Star Warps
>> Isosurface Jones and the Texture of Doom
>> #While You Were Sleeping
>> The Truman Sphere
>> Supermandle
>> Forest Bump
>> A Nightmare on #End Street
>> The Twilight Cone
>> Height_Field of Dreams
>>
>
>These I do find funny.
>
>Come to think of it: this looks a bit like the way a lot of pornmovie-
titles
>are cooked up. Could it be POV serves a similar purpose as porn?

Do a search at deja.com for the thread "A Fistful of Penis" (previously
titled "Games Bored Hicks Play")

(it was x-posted between alt.religion.kibology,
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.karl.malden.nose and a few
others)

>Is POV more satisfying?

That *was* a rhetorical question wasn't it?
POV scenes are probably more realistic...

Have Fun
Martin
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No prob!

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If u found any of mine remotely humorous feel free to add them too.

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Marc Schimmler wrote in message <378ED6BD.B4415A69@ica.uni-stuttgart.de>...
>No prob!
>
>Marc
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Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk> wrote in message
news:378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk...
> I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
> of something ironic.

Nar, I'm not American - and though I thought it wasn't exactly funny - it
was vaguely interesting and light-hearted.
So nneerrrrr :)


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Hmmm... we're learning Matrices in Math C now... well actually we've already
learnt them, now we're learning about how to solve simultaneous equations
with orders higher than 4.

OK that was some useless information...

Actually, I must say that POV-Ray has improved my understanding of
mathematics much more and has given me a real head start in the math
subjects I'm doing.  The last test we had was all on sine and cosine waves.
One of the Application questions was meant to be quite difficult... but
remembering back to POV-Ray it became obvious how to do it, and I completed
the test in half the time of everyone else... and got the right answers :)

Thank you POV-Team :)

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Mark Wagner wrote in message <378c10f5@news.povray.org>...
>
>Fabien Mosen wrote in message <378B67D9.BE7B4FF3@skynet.be>...
>>Nieminen Mika wrote:
>>>
>>> There's something about Povray.
>>> Pov Wars: Episode I - The Povray menace.
>>> Shakespeare in pov.
>>> The matrix.
>>
>>about "the matrix", we currently face in Europe the marketing process
>>for that movie with the "what is the matrix ?" phrase.
>
>
>According to my Differential Equations book, a matrix is any rectangular
>array of numbers or functions.
>
>Mark
>
>

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Got mine too if you want, but I don't think anyone liked my feeble
attempt (mental note to myself: think funny next time).
Willing to bet everyone else will gladly give theirs up too, for a
price!


"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
> 
> Ken wrote:
> >
> >"Rune S. Johansen" wrote:
> >>
> >> May I pleeease collect all these jokes (from all of you) and put them on
> my
> >> website?
> >> Of course with the names of the authors!
> >>
> >You can have mine if your really want them.
> 
> Thank you!
> 
> Now I just have to find some time to put them there...
> 
> Greetings,
> 
> Rune S. Johansen
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> Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk> wrote in message
> news:378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk...

> Nar, I'm not American - and though I thought it wasn't exactly funny - it
> was vaguely interesting and light-hearted.
> So nneerrrrr :)

'..vaguely interesting'...high praise indeed! Must be the air in Plymouth.
Nneerrrrr yourself :-)

Andy

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I've put them all there now. That's more than 150 different!
If anyone wants their to be removed for some reason just tell me.

It's at http://welcome.to/rsj in the miscellaneous section, but I guess
everyone is sick of them right now...

Bob Hughes wrote:
>Got mine too if you want, but I don't think anyone liked my feeble
>attempt (mental note to myself: think funny next time).
>Willing to bet everyone else will gladly give theirs up too, for a
>price!

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You can use my poor attempts, but use 'Warp' as my nickname please.

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In article <378CC87B.15C74221@plymouth.ac.uk>, Graham Redway <g.r### [at] plymouthacuk>
wrote:
>I think it must be American humour I don't get it either. Quick, think
>of something ironic.

Don't feel bad, most americans don't get british humor...

PHIL

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