This is english-german and back. I think this is even better....


<babelfish>
**time-out** o.k., have I this real cool shrub with my forest thingy
form (by the use all
tree in a workstation). ** time out ** it will take
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSs (even emphasize) to
transfer it in d size of I require (for my desk 1024*768 AA) so if there
be everyone from
there ABILITY do it for me it become its large. I have BTW a PII 300mhz
64Mb,
therefore ARE, you it to know transfer a long, that. In the central time
I do not do a
160*120 a AA picture as an example. See binaries.images. 
</babelfish>

Here, it even _reverses_ the meaning of one sentence:
"in the meantime I will do a...." becomes
"in the central time I do not do a...."

That's heavy stuff, I'll have to dry my pants no. <catching breath>

Where do all the *timeout**s come from?

Markus

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BTW, has anyone noticed that the translation varies from try to try?
Try it two times and compare....

Markus
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I think that the **time outs** are the bits where the computers
have to put their heads together to decide on the meaning of a
particular word in a particular context, the way they have a chat
on University Challenge when they don't really know the answer.

Cheers
Steve

Markus Becker wrote:
> 
> This is english-german and back. I think this is even better....
> 
> <babelfish>
> **time-out** o.k., have I this real cool shrub with my forest thingy
> form (by the use all
> tree in a workstation). ** time out ** it will take
> YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSs (even emphasize) to
> transfer it in d size of I require (for my desk 1024*768 AA) so if there
> be everyone from
> there ABILITY do it for me it become its large. I have BTW a PII 300mhz
> 64Mb,
> therefore ARE, you it to know transfer a long, that. In the central time
> I do not do a
> 160*120 a AA picture as an example. See binaries.images.
> </babelfish>
> 
> Here, it even _reverses_ the meaning of one sentence:
> "in the meantime I will do a...." becomes
> "in the central time I do not do a...."
> 
> That's heavy stuff, I'll have to dry my pants no. <catching breath>
> 
> Where do all the *timeout**s come from?
> 
> Markus

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Try the dialectizer at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

ingo
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Met dank aan de muze met het glazen oog.

Markus Becker heeft geschreven in bericht
<371C897D.88450B2F@zess.uni-siegen.de>...
>This is english-german and back. I think this is even better....

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Its because of the "flowing language algorithm" uses a sort of fuzzy logi
c based
on random, and even more, based on the amount of times it has used a word
(I
think I heard that they compare their output statistics with the occuranc
e
statistics and average so they come together....)


Markus Becker wrote:
> 

> BTW, has anyone noticed that the translation varies from try to try?
> Try it two times and compare....
> 

> Markus
> --

lst?
>  Ich nicht eine Sekunde!!!" H. Heinol in Val Thorens

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Anthony Bennett wrote:

> In spanish!!! (Panamanian, to be exact.)
>


> Gracias.
>
> [Begin translation]






> como un ejemplo. Vea binaries.images.
> [End translation]
> [Begin re-translation]
> OK, made-I this bush really cool with my thingy of forests (putting all the
> trees in a place). Take-would-it YYYEEEAAARRRSSS (simply to accentuate) for
> rendering in the size that want-I (for my desktop 1024*768 AA). So if there
> is anyone there out that CAN do it for me, would-be-that grand. Between
> parenthesis, have-I one PII 300mhz 64Mb, so know-you that is-that a render
> long. In the meanwhile, will-do-I one 160*120 without AA as a example.
> See-you binaries.images.
> [End re-translation]
>
> What do you think?


Ok this is the retranslation to Linear Greek and then back....


OKMADEITHISBUSHREALLYCOOLWITHMYTHINGYOFFFORESTSPUTTINGALLTHETREESIN
APLACETAKEWOULDITYYYEEEAAARRRSSSSIMPLYTOACCENTUATEFORRENDERINGINTHE
SIZETHATWANTIFORMYDESKTOP1024768AASOIFTHEREISANYONETHEREOUTTHATCAN
DPITFORMEWOULDWOULDBETHATGRANDBETWEENPARENTHISIS
HAVEIONEPII300MHZ64MBSONNOWYOUTHATISTHATARENDERLONGINTHEMEANWHILE
WILLDOIONE160120WITHOUTAAASAEXAMPLESEEYOUBINARIESIMAGES
[End retranslating]

P.S. I left the Numbers in cause i don't remember what the greek letter to
number relation was......

P.P.S. and the caps are right... they didn't have lowercase letters,
punctuation, or spacing......

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I can read this Greecian to English one okay. 
Someone made a great plant which would be a very long render if multiple
instances of it were to be done and asked if someone else could do a 1024
by 768 resolution image on a better computer than the one they have. A 160
by 120 resolution sample image was posted to p.b.i.
Now what I do *not* know is this: who, what, where, how, why...
Oh well, still lost in the translation I guess ;)


Psychomek wrote:
> 
> Anthony Bennett wrote:
> 
> > In spanish!!! (Panamanian, to be exact.)
> >


> > Gracias.
> >
> > [Begin translation]






> > como un ejemplo. Vea binaries.images.
> > [End translation]
> > [Begin re-translation]
> > OK, made-I this bush really cool with my thingy of forests (putting all the
> > trees in a place). Take-would-it YYYEEEAAARRRSSS (simply to accentuate) for
> > rendering in the size that want-I (for my desktop 1024*768 AA). So if there
> > is anyone there out that CAN do it for me, would-be-that grand. Between
> > parenthesis, have-I one PII 300mhz 64Mb, so know-you that is-that a render
> > long. In the meanwhile, will-do-I one 160*120 without AA as a example.
> > See-you binaries.images.
> > [End re-translation]
> >
> > What do you think?

> 
> Ok this is the retranslation to Linear Greek and then back....
> 
> OKMADEITHISBUSHREALLYCOOLWITHMYTHINGYOFFFORESTSPUTTINGALLTHETREESIN
> APLACETAKEWOULDITYYYEEEAAARRRSSSSIMPLYTOACCENTUATEFORRENDERINGINTHE
> SIZETHATWANTIFORMYDESKTOP1024768AASOIFTHEREISANYONETHEREOUTTHATCAN
> DPITFORMEWOULDWOULDBETHATGRANDBETWEENPARENTHISIS
> HAVEIONEPII300MHZ64MBSONNOWYOUTHATISTHATARENDERLONGINTHEMEANWHILE
> WILLDOIONE160120WITHOUTAAASAEXAMPLESEEYOUBINARIESIMAGES
> [End retranslating]
> 
> P.S. I left the Numbers in cause i don't remember what the greek letter to
> number relation was......
> 
> P.P.S. and the caps are right... they didn't have lowercase letters,
> punctuation, or spacing......

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