found this bit of funny text floating around... funny read.



An atheist,homosexual, communist, jewish, ACLU lawyer professor and abortion
doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was
the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than even Jesus
Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Green Beret Force Recon SEAL with
over 1500 tours of duty stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock,
professor?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion
years, you stupid Christian."




The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the
Species and stormed out of the classroom crying those liberal crocodile tears,If
only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the jew had
fought hard to destroy the second amendment!

The students applauded and all registered Republican and accepted Jesus Christ
as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government flew into the room and
perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of
allegiance was read several times and God himself showed up and enacted a flat
tax across the country.The professor lost his tenure and was fired from his job
the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was cast into the lake of fire
for all eternity. Semper Fi.

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On 9/11/2012 4:57 AM, nemesis wrote:
> found this bit of funny text floating around... funny read.

...

WTF?!!


-- 
~Mike

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On 11/09/2012 04:33 PM, Mike Raiford wrote:
> ...
>
> WTF?!!

+1

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On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:33:37 -0500, Mike Raiford wrote:

> On 9/11/2012 4:57 AM, nemesis wrote:
>> found this bit of funny text floating around... funny read.
> 
> ...
> 
> WTF?!!

Oh, good, it wasn't just me....

Jim

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Jim Henderson <nos### [at] nospamcom> wrote:
> On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:33:37 -0500, Mike Raiford wrote:
>
> > On 9/11/2012 4:57 AM, nemesis wrote:
> >> found this bit of funny text floating around... funny read.
> >
> > ...
> >
> > WTF?!!
>
> Oh, good, it wasn't just me....
>
> Jim

is the text not showing or are you guys surprised at it?  It shows up in the web
interface to the newsgroups.

anyway, here it goes again.  I don't know the author:

An atheist,homosexual, communist, jewish, ACLU lawyer professor and abortion
doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was
the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than even Jesus
Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Green Beret Force Recon SEAL with
over 1500 tours of duty stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock,
professor?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion
years, you stupid Christian."




The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the
Species and stormed out of the classroom crying those liberal crocodile tears,If
only he had a gun he would kill him self on the spot but of course the jew had
fought hard to destroy the second amendment!

The students applauded and all registered Republican and accepted Jesus Christ
as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government flew into the room and
perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of
allegiance was read several times and God himself showed up and enacted a flat
tax across the country.The professor lost his tenure and was fired from his job
the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was cast into the lake of fire
for all eternity. Semper Fi.

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Am 11.09.2012 19:53, schrieb nemesis:
> Jim Henderson <nos### [at] nospamcom> wrote:
>> On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 10:33:37 -0500, Mike Raiford wrote:
>>
>>> On 9/11/2012 4:57 AM, nemesis wrote:
>>>> found this bit of funny text floating around... funny read.
>>>
>>> ...
>>>
>>> WTF?!!
>>
>> Oh, good, it wasn't just me....
>>
>> Jim
>
> is the text not showing or are you guys surprised at it?  It shows up in the web
> interface to the newsgroups.
>
> anyway, here it goes again.  I don't know the author:

...

Still no less WTF-ish than when you posted it first time.

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On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:53:50 -0400, nemesis wrote:

> is the text not showing or are you guys surprised at it?  It shows up in
> the web interface to the newsgroups.

The text is showing, it just makes no sense.

Jim

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It's a satirical riff on a certain type of "story" which you 
occasionally see around the internet.  You can probably imagine the 
content of these proported-to-be-true stories from the satirical 
version, but here's an example: http://www.snopes.com/religion/chalk.asp


On 9/11/2012 11:52 AM, Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 13:53:50 -0400, nemesis wrote:
>
>> is the text not showing or are you guys surprised at it?  It shows up in
>> the web interface to the newsgroups.
>
> The text is showing, it just makes no sense.
>
> Jim
>

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On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:03:06 -0700, Kevin Wampler wrote:

> It's a satirical riff on a certain type of "story" which you
> occasionally see around the internet.  You can probably imagine the
> content of these proported-to-be-true stories from the satirical
> version, but here's an example: http://www.snopes.com/religion/chalk.asp

Ah, I see.  I hadn't run across that meme before.

Jim

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On 11/09/2012 08:03 PM, Kevin Wampler wrote:
> It's a satirical riff on a certain type of "story" which you
> occasionally see around the internet. You can probably imagine the
> content of these proported-to-be-true stories from the satirical
> version, but here's an example: http://www.snopes.com/religion/chalk.asp

This is really terrifying:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp

It's terrifying because they appear to be COMPLETELY SERIOUS. o_O

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