On 9/4/2016 2:56 PM, Doctor John wrote:
> First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil
a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty." he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

:)

It's hot enough to soften the stoker's underwear.

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     Stephen

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On 9/4/2016 2:51 PM, Doctor John wrote:
> What a load of -.-. .-. .- .--.


Won at a card game, no doubt.

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     Stephen

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On 9/4/2016 3:07 PM, Doctor John wrote:
> On 04/09/16 04:15, Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 23:03:04 +0100, Stephen wrote:
>>
>>>>> I cannot bear it.  Paddington. :)
>>>
>>> No! Gladly. :)
>>
>> All part of my bigger plan. :)
>>
>>>> Bugger! Is it my turn again? (I nearly wrote 'my round' but I think I
>>>> got away with it)
>>>>
>>>>
>>> As you usually do. ;)
>>
>> He nearly did. :)
>>
>
> [Grudgingly buys three more beers]
>

Don't forget to pass them round. ;)

>>>> So, in order to meet a few real East Enders, Mile End
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Cor blimey mush. Do you fancy getting on your lallies and taking a
>>> butchers at the eel, pie and mash house?
>>> Lend me a pony 'cause I'm borasic.
>>>
>>> Sloane Square.
>>
>> Because it sounds vaguely like bacon, and bacon is good - Becontree.
>>
>>
>
> I am therefore constrained to go to:
>
> -... .- -. -.-
> (I nearly tapped .-- for the first letter, but that would have been rude)
>
> ..--- --- .... -.
>

I say, I say, I say.
Did you hear about the Radio Officer's daughter?
She only did it 'cause her
Dah dah didit.

Boom! Boom!

Holloway, home to the Gunners



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     Stephen

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On 9/4/2016 2:47 PM, Doctor John wrote:
> On 04/09/16 06:24, Stephen wrote:

>>>
>>
>> I am not trying to take away your thunder. :)
>>
>
> In another group*, long ago, we had a long-running thread in which we
> developed a story-line which had us all riding elephants around the
> world and encountering strange and surreal experiences. Suffice it to
> say that my elephant was called Rolling Thunder.
>
>

That's the thing about elephants, They are no bed of violets.


> * OK, it was H2G2 and I was the Keeper of Acronyms and Other Small Furry
> Creatures. I told you it was surreal.
>

That's what confuses me. Surreality is only one version of reality. Or 
is that the other way around?
Never mind the nice little pills reveal all.


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     Stephen

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On 04/09/16 17:09, Stephen wrote:
> On 9/4/2016 3:07 PM, Doctor John wrote:
>> On 04/09/16 04:15, Jim Henderson wrote:
>>> On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 23:03:04 +0100, Stephen wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> I cannot bear it.  Paddington. :)
>>>>
>>>> No! Gladly. :)
>>>
>>> All part of my bigger plan. :)
>>>
>>>>> Bugger! Is it my turn again? (I nearly wrote 'my round' but I think I
>>>>> got away with it)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> As you usually do. ;)
>>>
>>> He nearly did. :)
>>>
>>
>> [Grudgingly buys three more beers]
>>
> 
> Don't forget to pass them round. ;)
> 

[Also buys 3 whiskies]
Time's never wasted when you're wasted all the time

John (the exceedingly generous)
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It's not about bravery.
It's about doing what I need to do to win

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On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 14:56:42 +0100, Doctor John wrote:

> On 03/09/16 21:37, Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Sat, 03 Sep 2016 14:55:24 +0100, Doctor John wrote:
>> 
>>> Oooh! McAvoy is waxing poetic.
>> 
>> Well, that's a strange euphemism.
>> 
>> 
>> 
> Which immediately reminded me of the Monty Python Bruces sketch:
>> Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here Bruce.
>> 
>> First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
>>   
>> Second Bruce: That's a strange expression Bruce.
>> 
>> First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot
>> enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty." he said and she
>> smiled quietly to herself.

LOL



-- 
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and 
besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 15:07:46 +0100, Doctor John wrote:

>>> As you usually do. ;)
>> 
>> He nearly did. :)
>> 
>> 
> [Grudgingly buys three more beers]

Cheers!

> I am therefore constrained to go to:
> 
> -... .- -. -.-
> (I nearly tapped .-- for the first letter, but that would have been
> rude)

Indeed it would have been. :)

Jim

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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and 
besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 17:09:13 +0100, Stephen wrote:

> Holloway, home to the Gunners

Given John's H2G2 reference, Hyde Park Corner - on a moped.



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besides, the pig likes it." - George Bernard Shaw

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On 05/09/16 03:28, Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 17:09:13 +0100, Stephen wrote:
> 
>> Holloway, home to the Gunners
> 
> Given John's H2G2 reference, Hyde Park Corner - on a moped.
> 

Are you absolutely sure you want to do that? It leaves you open to both
fore and aft attacks. However, I have to admit that you are now
adequately covered against any penetration by Stephen's diagonal.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes:
Goodge Street

John
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It's about doing what I need to do to win

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On 9/5/2016 10:58 AM, Doctor John wrote:
> On 05/09/16 03:28, Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Sun, 04 Sep 2016 17:09:13 +0100, Stephen wrote:
>>
>>> Holloway, home to the Gunners
>>
>> Given John's H2G2 reference, Hyde Park Corner - on a moped.
>>
>
> Are you absolutely sure you want to do that? It leaves you open to both
> fore and aft attacks. However, I have to admit that you are now
> adequately covered against any penetration by Stephen's diagonal.
>

As you are. :P

> Now, where was I? Oh, yes:
> Goodge Street
>

Ooo! Close quarters. I love a melee. :)

Euston.


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     Stephen

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