On 27/09/2014 08:22, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> Are you being served?


I'm free!


I got in before DrJ ;-)

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     Stephen

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On 27/09/2014 08:30, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> On 26-9-2014 18:57, Stephen wrote:
>> On 26/09/2014 17:48, clipka wrote:
>>>
>>> Enlighten us then, O Father Thomas, for we knoweth not the answer!
>>
>> Groan! Don't get him started and watch the communion wine. :-)
>>
>
> [hiccup]
> Now, where was I? You young novices tend to confuse me. Must be the new
> century... What is it XXIInd? I shall have to consult the ephemerides...
>
> Well. You want to be enlightened and I will provide you with the answer
> which is simplicity itself.
>
> [hiccup]
>
> The answer is - obviously - that for ever demon on a pinhead there are
> three angels, three being the holy number as you already know from my
> teachings... Do you? I don't remember you from the scriptorium...
>
> Father [hiccup] Thomas
>

I am beholden and belittled.


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     Stephen

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On 27-9-2014 12:28, Stephen wrote:
> On 27/09/2014 08:30, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>> On 26-9-2014 18:57, Stephen wrote:
>>> On 26/09/2014 17:48, clipka wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Enlighten us then, O Father Thomas, for we knoweth not the answer!
>>>
>>> Groan! Don't get him started and watch the communion wine. :-)
>>>
>>
>> [hiccup]
>> Now, where was I? You young novices tend to confuse me. Must be the new
>> century... What is it XXIInd? I shall have to consult the ephemerides...
>>
>> Well. You want to be enlightened and I will provide you with the answer
>> which is simplicity itself.
>>
>> [hiccup]
>>
>> The answer is - obviously - that for ever demon on a pinhead there are
>> three angels, three being the holy number as you already know from my
>> teachings... Do you? I don't remember you from the scriptorium...
>>
>> Father [hiccup] Thomas
>>
>
> I am beholden and belittled.
>
>

Meek are the little children indeed, but that will pass and they will 
become ruffians and drunks!

Beware my son and apply yourself to the humble task of copying the 
sacred texts over and over again.

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On 27/09/14 12:09, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> 
> Meek are the little children indeed, but that will pass and they will
> become ruffians and drunks!
> 
> Beware my son and apply yourself to the humble task of copying the
> sacred texts over and over again.
> 

<Noises off>
	Hammering on door
Doorman: Who's there?
Unknown voice: We are the Spanish Inquisition. Bring forth Father Thomas
with alacrity or it will be the worse for you.
</Noises off>

(Cardinal) John
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 27-9-2014 14:51, Doctor John wrote:
> On 27/09/14 12:09, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>> Meek are the little children indeed, but that will pass and they will
>> become ruffians and drunks!
>>
>> Beware my son and apply yourself to the humble task of copying the
>> sacred texts over and over again.
>>
>
> <Noises off>
> 	Hammering on door
> Doorman: Who's there?
> Unknown voice: We are the Spanish Inquisition. Bring forth Father Thomas
> with alacrity or it will be the worse for you.
> </Noises off>
>
> (Cardinal) John
>

Hurry! Hurry! The cask of Amontillado!

[confused noises; tearing of cloth]

[muffled voice] now close the lid, quick!

[hammering on door and lid resound through the crypt]

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Am 27.09.2014 05:19, schrieb Patrick Elliott:
> On 9/25/2014 12:18 PM, clipka wrote:
>> Am 25.09.2014 21:13, schrieb clipka:
>>
>>> Another thought about the God of the OT: If God exists, who says he
>>> can't learn from experience?
>>
>> ... and maybe sending His Only Begotten Son to die on the cross was to
>> figure out what this "suffering" the humans kept complaining about was
>> all about in the first place...
>>
> Nah. Mr. Deity doesn't learn, like.. at all. lol Seriously though, he's
> what, decided to take the next more than 2,000 years off of doing,
> like.. anything at all, to contemplate this revelation?

Gathering more data on the phenomenon.

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On 27/09/14 15:18, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> 
> Hurry! Hurry! The cask of Amontillado!
> 
> [confused noises; tearing of cloth]
> 
> [muffled voice] now close the lid, quick!
> 
> [hammering on door and lid resound through the crypt]
> 

[Door splinters and crashes open to reveal Cardinal John surrounded by
variously sized persons dressed in white robes with a papal crest. Some
of the robes appear to be stained with blood]

Cardinal John: Ha! Brothers Stephen and Clipka, we meet again. Now where
is Father Thom...
[Brother Stephen appears to pointing towards the cask]
... Stop fidgeting, man. And, no, I don't want a glass of sherry.

John
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 27/09/2014 12:09, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> Meek are the little children indeed, but that will pass and they will
> become ruffians and drunks!
>

Never! I am too humble to be a ruffian. <Wrings hands and grovels>

> Beware my son and apply yourself to the humble task of copying the
> sacred texts over and over again.

Humbly I go to do the 100 lines.

<aside> Life is hard at Dothemonks Hall.

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     Stephen

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On 27/09/2014 17:36, Doctor John wrote:
> .... Stop fidgeting, man. And, no, I don't want a glass of sherry.


You will take your dried frog pill, though?

You can have some lemonade to wash it down. And, there will be ice cream 
for afters.

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     Stephen

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Am 28.09.2014 01:08, schrieb Stephen:
> On 27/09/2014 17:36, Doctor John wrote:
>> .... Stop fidgeting, man. And, no, I don't want a glass of sherry.
>
>
> You will take your dried frog pill, though?
>
> You can have some lemonade to wash it down. And, there will be ice cream
> for afters.

I recommend Kool-Aid.

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