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From: Doctor John
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 29 Sep 2014 10:46:08
Message: <542970b0$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29/09/14 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>
> Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the
> subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of
> the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself
> indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed
> the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?
>
> Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!
>
> [makes cryptic sign with left hand]
>
Ha! You are hoist by your own petard. You used your left hand.
Minions, seize him and bind him tightly.
Now, Brothers Clipka and Stephen, if you would just sign these
confessions of heresy we might find it in our heart to deal with you
leniently.
Cardinal John (with his fingers crossed behind his back)
--
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children
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From: Thomas de Groot
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 29 Sep 2014 11:00:06
Message: <542973f6$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29-9-2014 16:46, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>> Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the
>> subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of
>> the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself
>> indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed
>> the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?
>>
>> Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!
>>
>> [makes cryptic sign with left hand]
>>
>
> Ha! You are hoist by your own petard. You used your left hand.
>
> Minions, seize him and bind him tightly.
>
> Now, Brothers Clipka and Stephen, if you would just sign these
> confessions of heresy we might find it in our heart to deal with you
> leniently.
>
> Cardinal John (with his fingers crossed behind his back)
>
The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!
Father Thomas
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From: Stephen
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 29 Sep 2014 11:28:40
Message: <54297aa8$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29/09/2014 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of the scaly tail and
> horned brow!
I knew that I should not have publish that photograph. Sorry Fiendish
Doctor.
--
Regards
Stephen
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From: Stephen
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 29 Sep 2014 11:30:48
Message: <54297b28$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29/09/2014 15:46, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>> Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the
>> subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of
>> the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself
>> indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed
>> the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?
>>
>> Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!
>>
>> [makes cryptic sign with left hand]
>>
>
> Ha! You are hoist by your own petard. You used your left hand.
>
> Minions, seize him and bind him tightly.
>
> Now, Brothers Clipka and Stephen, if you would just sign these
> confessions of heresy we might find it in our heart to deal with you
> leniently.
>
> Cardinal John (with his fingers crossed behind his back)
>
The name is Billy not silly and it is definitely time for your pills. Nurse!
--
Regards
Stephen
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From: Stephen
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 29 Sep 2014 11:32:13
Message: <54297b7d$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29/09/2014 16:00, Thomas de Groot wrote:
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> The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!
Bravo!
He walked right into that one.
--
Regards
Stephen
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From: Doctor John
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 29 Sep 2014 11:37:12
Message: <54297ca8$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29/09/14 16:00, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>
>
> The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!
>
> Father Thomas
>
[A crash of thunder and a lightning bolt strikes the ground mid-way
between Father Thomas and Cardinal John]
Disembodied voice: BUGGER, MISSED!
Cardinal John: Jesus Christ!
Disembodied voice: Close but no coconut!
Cardinal John
--
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children
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From: Thomas de Groot
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 30 Sep 2014 03:20:27
Message: <542a59bb$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29-9-2014 17:37, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 16:00, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>>
>>
>> The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!
>>
>> Father Thomas
>>
>
> [A crash of thunder and a lightning bolt strikes the ground mid-way
> between Father Thomas and Cardinal John]
>
> Disembodied voice: BUGGER, MISSED!
>
> Cardinal John: Jesus Christ!
>
> Disembodied voice: Close but no coconut!
>
> Cardinal John
>
[Authoritative voice in the background: Cut! Cut!]
What now? Not satisfied again? [aside to John] He wanted over-the-top
and he got over-the-top, dammit!
[shivers] That foul weak tea in the cask will be my death. I am freezing!
[aside to Stephen] Do you still have some of that Grouse in your flask?
Thomas
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From: Thomas de Groot
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 30 Sep 2014 03:21:09
Message: <542a59e5$1@news.povray.org>
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On 29-9-2014 17:28, Stephen wrote:
> On 29/09/2014 15:32, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>> Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of the scaly tail and
>> horned brow!
>
> I knew that I should not have publish that photograph. Sorry Fiendish
> Doctor.
>
It is all over the internet now.
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From: Stephen
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 30 Sep 2014 05:18:36
Message: <542a756c$1@news.povray.org>
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On 30/09/2014 08:20, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> On 29-9-2014 17:37, Doctor John wrote:
>> On 29/09/14 16:00, Thomas de Groot wrote:
>>>>
>>>
>>> The right hand is for our sweet Saviour! The left is for the arse!
>>>
>>> Father Thomas
>>>
>>
>> [A crash of thunder and a lightning bolt strikes the ground mid-way
>> between Father Thomas and Cardinal John]
>>
>> Disembodied voice: BUGGER, MISSED!
>>
>> Cardinal John: Jesus Christ!
>>
>> Disembodied voice: Close but no coconut!
>>
>> Cardinal John
>>
>
> [Authoritative voice in the background: Cut! Cut!]
>
> What now? Not satisfied again? [aside to John] He wanted over-the-top
> and he got over-the-top, dammit!
>
Director! He couldn't direct a Salvation Army picnic.
> [shivers] That foul weak tea in the cask will be my death. I am freezing!
>
> [aside to Stephen] Do you still have some of that Grouse in your flask?
>
Of course, of course. But John will have some of the expensive stuff.
That tastes like your Dutch Cigarettes, smell.
[to John] Well?
[aside to Thomas] Deep pockets and short arms.
--
Regards
Stephen
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From: Doctor John
Subject: Re: Christian Fundamentalists in the USA - change of favorite enemy?
Date: 30 Sep 2014 05:32:20
Message: <542a78a4$1@news.povray.org>
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On 30/09/14 10:18, Stephen wrote:
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> Director! He couldn't direct a Salvation Army picnic.
>
>> [shivers] That foul weak tea in the cask will be my death. I am freezing!
>>
>> [aside to Stephen] Do you still have some of that Grouse in your flask?
>>
>
> Of course, of course. But John will have some of the expensive stuff.
> That tastes like your Dutch Cigarettes, smell.
>
> [to John] Well?
>
> [aside to Thomas] Deep pockets and short arms.
>
[ignores comment, proffers flask filled with Lagavulin]
Come on, lads, let's go to the pub.
[Exits sound-stage followed by all]
[Shouts over shoulder as they depart] Oi, Tarantino, we'll be in the
Bios and Bootstrap when you need us.
John
--
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children
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