Am 28.09.2014 16:50, schrieb Doctor John:
> On 28/09/14 13:58, Stephen wrote:
>>
>> My lord Cardinal. The queues at the most holy of warehouses, (Blessed be
>> to the name of IM. [chants] Inventory Management) were beyond even my
>> powers to avoid. Even with the holly sixpence you gave me for going.
>> There is nothing else but to use
>>
>> The Frankie Howard joke book.
>>
>> [Sotto voce and turns away] May God have mercy. Did you notice his
>> sandal size?
>>
>
> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons

[Singing in a foreign language to the tune]

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On 29/09/2014 00:40, clipka wrote:
> Am 28.09.2014 16:50, schrieb Doctor John:

>> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
>> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons
>
> [Singing in a foreign language to the tune]
>

He also marches to the beat of a different drum. ;-)

-- 

Regards
     Stephen

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Am 29.09.2014 02:04, schrieb Stephen:
> On 29/09/2014 00:40, clipka wrote:
>> Am 28.09.2014 16:50, schrieb Doctor John:
>
>>> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
>>> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons
>>
>> [Singing in a foreign language to the tune]
>
> He also marches to the beat of a different drum. ;-)

No, doesn't. No marching involved.

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On 28-9-2014 17:38, Doctor John wrote:
> On 28/09/14 15:50, Doctor John wrote:
>>
>> So! I am surrounded by incompetents and idiots. Prepare the Cliff
>> Richards playlist... But first play 99 Red Balloons
>>
>> Mwahhahhahhah!
>>
>> John
>>
>
> [A bubbling sound is heard from the cask. Also a faint hiccup}
>

[groan] Oh no! Not 99 Red Balloons! Please dear God! /not/ 99 Red Balloons!

[plunges below Amontillado surface]

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On 29/09/14 08:28, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> 
> [groan] Oh no! Not 99 Red Balloons! Please dear God! /not/ 99 Red Balloons!
> 
> [plunges below Amontillado surface]
> 

I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
that cask of amontillado.

John
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 29/09/14 08:39, Doctor John wrote:
> 
> I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
> that cask of amontillado.
> 
> John
> 

<voice from behind>
Sometimes, your eminence, you can be a real bastard.

-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 29/09/2014 09:04, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 08:39, Doctor John wrote:
>>
>> I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
>> that cask of amontillado.
>>
>> John
>>
>
> <voice from behind>
> Sometimes, your eminence, you can be a real bastard.
>

Too silly. :-)

-- 

Regards
     Stephen

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On 29-9-2014 10:04, Doctor John wrote:
> On 29/09/14 08:39, Doctor John wrote:
>>
>> I think we shall turn the volume up ... and place the speakers on top of
>> that cask of amontillado.
>>
>> John
>>
>
> <voice from behind>
> Sometimes, your eminence, you can be a real bastard.
>

[Suddenly, the cask explodes, and in a wave of Amontillado, Father 
Thomas roles to the feet of the Cardinal. Heady fumes spread through the 
vaults. The torches splutter]

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! Vade Retro Satanas! Devil! /You/ are the devil in 
Cardinal's disguise! I recognize you, despite your large splaying feet! 
I recognize you for your love of 99 Red Balloons!

Father Thomas

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On 29/09/14 13:18, Thomas de Groot wrote:
> 
> [Suddenly, the cask explodes, and in a wave of Amontillado, Father
> Thomas roles to the feet of the Cardinal. Heady fumes spread through the
> vaults. The torches splutter]
> 
> Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! Vade Retro Satanas! Devil! /You/ are the devil in
> Cardinal's disguise! I recognize you, despite your large splaying feet!
> I recognize you for your love of 99 Red Balloons!
> 

Ah! Father Thomas. How nice of you to join us.

You appear to be somewhat wet. If you would just come to this handy
stake we shall soon have you dried off.

Cardinal John (fumbling in pocket for lighter)
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children

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On 29-9-2014 16:16, Doctor John wrote:
> Ah! Father Thomas. How nice of you to join us.
>
> You appear to be somewhat wet. If you would just come to this handy
> stake we shall soon have you dried off.
>
> Cardinal John (fumbling in pocket for lighter)
>

Back! Back I say! You are him indeed! The Beelzebub Lord of the 
subterranean fires! Him of the split hooves and forked tongue! Him of 
the scaly tail and horned brow! Fi! Fi indeed! You betrayed yourself 
indeed! Indeed you did, with the 99 Balloons! Ha! Do I not know indeed 
the 99 names of Beelzebub? The names from Azrazel to Zyrzazel?

Lay off you slime! Lay off I say!

[makes cryptic sign with left hand]

Father Thomas

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