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From: Doctor John
Subject: Bad joke
Date: 6 Feb 2014 05:21:44
Message: <52f36238$1@news.povray.org>


John
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children


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From: James Holsenback
Subject: Re: Bad joke
Date: 6 Feb 2014 05:59:06
Message: <52f36afa$1@news.povray.org>
On 02/06/2014 05:20 AM, Doctor John wrote:


groan ... and to think I didn't post this mornings fortune (limerick 
about bee's (sons of bee's) because I thought it was /too/ corny

well here goes ...

This is the story of the bee
Whose sex is very hard to see

You cannot tell the he from the she
But she can tell, and so can he

The little bee is never still
She has no time to take the pill

And that is why, in times like these
There are so many sons of bees.


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From: Doctor John
Subject: Re: Bad joke
Date: 6 Feb 2014 06:27:47
Message: <52f371b3@news.povray.org>
On 06/02/14 10:59, James Holsenback wrote:
> This is the story of the bee
> Whose sex is very hard to see
> 
> You cannot tell the he from the she
> But she can tell, and so can he
> 
> The little bee is never still
> She has no time to take the pill
> 
> And that is why, in times like these
> There are so many sons of bees.
> 
:-)

Heisenberg gets pulled by a policeman for speeding.
"Sir, do you realise you were doing exactly 99 miles an hour?"
"Great," answers Heisenberg,"Now I'm completely lost"

John
-- 
Protect the Earth
It was not given to you by your parents
You hold it in trust for your children


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From: Stephen
Subject: Re: Bad joke
Date: 6 Feb 2014 07:20:01
Message: <web.52f37d77cf2af49c7f6b03a40@news.povray.org>
Doctor John <j.g### [at] gmailcom> wrote:
> On 06/02/14 10:59, James Holsenback wrote:


You may have started something.

What Goes Up Must Come Down ...


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From: Orchid Win7 v1
Subject: Re: Bad joke
Date: 13 Feb 2014 14:42:12
Message: <52fd2014$1@news.povray.org>
When I hear that song, "justify my love", I open a work processor, type 
the words "my love", and hit the "justify" button.


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From: nemesis
Subject: Re: Bad joke
Date: 13 Feb 2014 17:50:00
Message: <web.52fd4b9bcf2af49cebb90cbd0@news.povray.org>
Orchid Win7 v1 <voi### [at] devnull> wrote:
> When I hear that song, "justify my love", I open a work processor, type
> the words "my love", and hit the "justify" button.

haha, good one


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