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"Hello, this is Dave calling from John Lewis --- erm, I mean MK Auto Care."
That's the God-damned funniest thing I've heard today... How on Earth
you'd mix up an expensive department store with a small local garage I
don't know, but anyway...
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Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
> "Hello, this is Dave calling from John Lewis --- erm, I mean MK Auto Care."
>
> That's the God-damned funniest thing I've heard today... How on Earth
> you'd mix up an expensive department store with a small local garage I
> don't know, but anyway...
Funny!
I bet that they worked at John Lewis. But now works for MK Auto Care.
Automatic speech is what I call that. Good thing they didn't work at a
morgue.
Have Fun!
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:48:31 -0500, Leroy wrote:
> Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>> "Hello, this is Dave calling from John Lewis --- erm, I mean MK Auto
>> Care."
>>
>> That's the God-damned funniest thing I've heard today... How on Earth
>> you'd mix up an expensive department store with a small local garage I
>> don't know, but anyway...
>
> Funny!
> I bet that they worked at John Lewis. But now works for MK Auto Care.
> Automatic speech is what I call that. Good thing they didn't work at a
> morgue.
Either that or a call centre that handles outgoing calls for both. :)
Jim
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On 11/09/2012 06:53 PM, Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:48:31 -0500, Leroy wrote:
>
>> Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>>> "Hello, this is Dave calling from John Lewis --- erm, I mean MK Auto
>>> Care."
>>>
>>> That's the God-damned funniest thing I've heard today... How on Earth
>>> you'd mix up an expensive department store with a small local garage I
>>> don't know, but anyway...
>>
>> Funny!
>> I bet that they worked at John Lewis. But now works for MK Auto Care.
>> Automatic speech is what I call that. Good thing they didn't work at a
>> morgue.
>
> Either that or a call centre that handles outgoing calls for both. :)
The guy /claims/ he was looking at some paperwork that said John Lewis
on it... Either that or he just doesn't know where the **** he works. ;-)
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 19:18:24 +0100, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
> The guy /claims/ he was looking at some paperwork that said John Lewis
> on it... Either that or he just doesn't know where the **** he works.
> ;-)
That's a plausible explanation. Well, both of them are, but the second
probably less so. ;)
Jim
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>> The guy /claims/ he was looking at some paperwork that said John Lewis
>> on it... Either that or he just doesn't know where the **** he works.
>> ;-)
>
> That's a plausible explanation. Well, both of them are, but the second
> probably less so. ;)
Well, whatever. I'm told laughter is supposed to be good for you... ;-)
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On Tue, 11 Sep 2012 20:03:40 +0100, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>>> The guy /claims/ he was looking at some paperwork that said John Lewis
>>> on it... Either that or he just doesn't know where the **** he works.
>>> ;-)
>>
>> That's a plausible explanation. Well, both of them are, but the second
>> probably less so. ;)
>
> Well, whatever. I'm told laughter is supposed to be good for you... ;-)
Indeed it is, and I did laugh. :)
Jim
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On 9/11/2012 11:18, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
> The guy /claims/ he was looking at some paperwork that said John Lewis on
> it... Either that or he just doesn't know where the **** he works. ;-)
Unless the previous or next person to call was named John Lewis and it just
happened to be the name of a store you recognized.
--
Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
"They're the 1-800-#-GORILA of the telecom business."
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On 15/09/2012 05:41 AM, Darren New wrote:
> On 9/11/2012 11:18, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>> The guy /claims/ he was looking at some paperwork that said John Lewis on
>> it... Either that or he just doesn't know where the **** he works. ;-)
>
> Unless the previous or next person to call was named John Lewis and it
> just happened to be the name of a store you recognized.
Fun fact: If I open Google and type "j", then John Lewis is the first
search term it suggests...
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Am 15.09.2012 10:44, schrieb Orchid Win7 v1:
> On 15/09/2012 05:41 AM, Darren New wrote:
>> On 9/11/2012 11:18, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>>> The guy /claims/ he was looking at some paperwork that said John
>>> Lewis on
>>> it... Either that or he just doesn't know where the **** he works. ;-)
>>
>> Unless the previous or next person to call was named John Lewis and it
>> just happened to be the name of a store you recognized.
>
> Fun fact: If I open Google and type "j", then John Lewis is the first
> search term it suggests...
... because you possibly searched for that term earlier? :-P
Hint: The search term suggestions /are/ personalized.
http://support.google.com/websearch/bin/answer.py?hl=en&hlrm=de&answer=106230
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