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Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
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Orchid Win7 v1 escreveu:
> Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
you should use a smooth brush rather than a hard-edged one.
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On 03/04/2012 08:57 PM, nemesis wrote:
> Orchid Win7 v1 escreveu:
>> Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
>
> you should use a smooth brush rather than a hard-edged one.
I am impressed...
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Orchid Win7 v1 escreveu:
> On 03/04/2012 08:57 PM, nemesis wrote:
>> Orchid Win7 v1 escreveu:
>>> Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
>>
>> you should use a smooth brush rather than a hard-edged one.
>
> I am impressed...
It was less than 2 minutes in Gimp. Just chose a smooth-edged brush for
the clone tool and started strokes here and there.
and here's a mouth eye (google the meme) for the fun. :)
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>> I am impressed...
>
> It was less than 2 minutes in Gimp. Just chose a smooth-edged brush for
> the clone tool and started strokes here and there.
That's pretty much how I did the original. (Fortunately mum's wallpaper
is pretty bland and uniform. Unfortunately, the lighting is not...)
> and here's a mouth eye (google the meme) for the fun. :)
That's pretty terrifying.
For extra credit, see if you can make it so I look hansom. :-P
I did think about trying to edit out the entire background and just have
me on a white background. But I figured the lighting would look all wrong...
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On 03/04/2012 09:20 PM, nemesis wrote:
> and here's a mouth eye (google the meme) for the fun. :)
To anyone else reading this: For the love of sweet purity, DO NOT follow
the suggestion to Google this.
Cannot unsee...
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Orchid Win7 v1 escreveu:
> On 03/04/2012 09:20 PM, nemesis wrote:
>
>> and here's a mouth eye (google the meme) for the fun. :)
>
> To anyone else reading this: For the love of sweet purity, DO NOT follow
> the suggestion to Google this.
>
> Cannot unsee...
LOL
come on, it's not that bad...
I have no clue how that meme begin (nor how I discovered it), but it's
just that: a photoediting with the mouth in the place of the eyes. I
actually believe it was the poster of some horror movie...
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On 4/3/2012 1:40 PM, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
> For extra credit, see if you can make it so I look hansom. :-P
Not too difficult....
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On Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:40:34 +0100, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
> For extra credit, see if you can make it so I look hansom. :-P
http://tinyurl.com/7knd7t7
<rimshot>
Jim
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On 03/04/2012 11:18 PM, Jim Henderson wrote:
> On Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:40:34 +0100, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>
>> For extra credit, see if you can make it so I look hansom. :-P
>
> http://tinyurl.com/7knd7t7
>
> <rimshot>
>
> Jim
Groan!
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Stephen
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On Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:58:37 +0100, Stephen wrote:
> On 03/04/2012 11:18 PM, Jim Henderson wrote:
>> On Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:40:34 +0100, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>>
>>> For extra credit, see if you can make it so I look hansom. :-P
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/7knd7t7
>>
>> <rimshot>
>>
>> Jim
>
> Groan!
I just couldn't resist. OK, I didn't try very hard, but I couldn't. :)
Jim
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Le 03/04/2012 23:17, Kevin Wampler a écrit :
> On 4/3/2012 1:40 PM, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
>> For extra credit, see if you can make it so I look hansom. :-P
>
> Not too difficult....
>
>
>
Well, the tan/complexion of the arms does not match with the torso / head.
Also, it looks like one of the dwarf syndrome (big head, small body),
unbelievable for an usual adult: the thoracic capacity seems even
unrelated to the size of the neck and its adam's apple.
But the tan really gives it away far too much. Would have been wonderful
(it is already ;)
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On 03/04/2012 10:07 PM, nemesis wrote:
> I have no clue how that meme begin (nor how I discovered it), but it's
> just that: a photoediting with the mouth in the place of the eyes. I
> actually believe it was the poster of some horror movie...
I've seen the reverse done - replace somebody's mouth with an extra eye.
That's kinda mental.
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Le 2012-04-03 14:01, Orchid Win7 v1 a écrit :
> Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
Couldn't resist... It was bugging me.
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Am 03.04.2012 20:01, schrieb Orchid Win7 v1:
> Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
Why on earth did you even mess with that photograph in the first place?
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On 04/04/2012 03:08 PM, clipka wrote:
> Why on earth did you even mess with that photograph in the first place?
I took the photograph, and /then/ realised there was a bunch of dead
flowers behind me. So I removed them.
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On 04/04/2012 2:29 PM, Francois Labreque wrote:
> Le 2012-04-03 14:01, Orchid Win7 v1 a écrit :
>> Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
>
> Couldn't resist... It was bugging me.
>
Nor could I. :-P
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So this way born the memes?
The good news is that you survived the operation of facial symmetry. The bad
news is that you have left an ugly scar.
Regards,
B. Gimeno
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On 04/04/2012 8:25 PM, B. Gimeno wrote:
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> So this way born the memes?
> The good news is that you survived the operation of facial symmetry. The bad
> news is that you have left an ugly scar.
>
I think that is out of order B.
It is all right changing the background but not defacing (no pun
intended) Andrew’s image.
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> I think that is out of order B.
> It is all right changing the background but not defacing (no pun
> intended) Andrew’s image.
>
> --
>
> Stephen
I agree completely. The form and substance were metaphorically inappropriate and
lacking in grace and so I offer my sincere and humble apology.
B. Gimeno
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"B. Gimeno" <nomail@nomail> wrote:
> > I think that is out of order B.
> > It is all right changing the background but not defacing (no pun
> > intended) Andrew’s image.
> >
> > --
> >
> > Stephen
>
> I agree completely. The form and substance were metaphorically inappropriate and
> lacking in grace and so I offer my sincere and humble apology.
>
> B. Gimeno
Maybe a lightsaber?
bonus: eliminated vase behind his elbow.
B. Gimeno
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On 05/04/2012 8:09 AM, B. Gimeno wrote:
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>> I think that is out of order B.
>> It is all right changing the background but not defacing (no pun
>> intended) Andrew’s image.
>>
>> --
>>
>> Stephen
>
> I agree completely. The form and substance were metaphorically inappropriate and
> lacking in grace and so I offer my sincere and humble apology.
>
> B. Gimeno
>
It is easy to get carried away by our own cleverness. And it was well done.
Now, if you could only colour my hair black again, in RL, I would
appreciate that. :-D
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On 05/04/2012 8:30 AM, B. Gimeno wrote:
> Maybe a lightsaber?
>
> bonus: eliminated vase behind his elbow.
>
OMG! You are not going to give a Haskellite a light sabre, are you?
On your own head be it. :-P
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Stephen
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>> Maybe a lightsaber?
>
> OMG! You are not going to give a Haskellite a light sabre, are you?
> On your own head be it. :-P
A lightsaber. An elegant weapon, for an altogether more civilised future
age...
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Just a small home makeover...
--Sherry Shaw
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On 05/04/2012 8:28 PM, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
> Just a small home makeover...
>
Hello stranger. :-D
I hope that this is not just a flying visit.
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On 05/04/2012 08:28 PM, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
> Just a small home makeover...
Bearing in mind the 1950s style bowling shirt which was the entire point
of taking the photograph in the first place... Elvis seems quite
appropriate. Now if you could make my house look like a retro
American-style diner... :-P
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On 4/3/2012 13:44, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
> To anyone else reading this: For the love of sweet purity, DO NOT follow the
> suggestion to Google this.
If something that simple disturbs you, never read "A short sharp shock."
http://www.amazon.com/Short-Sharp-Shock-Stanley-Robinson/dp/0553574612/ref=sr_1_1
Otherwise, yeah, a delightfully bizarre story.
--
Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
"Oh no! We're out of code juice!"
"Don't panic. There's beans and filters
in the cabinet."
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On 4/3/2012 11:01, Orchid Win7 v1 wrote:
> Ah, yes! No one would /ever know/...
Better?
--
Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
"Oh no! We're out of code juice!"
"Don't panic. There's beans and filters
in the cabinet."
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Stephen wrote:
> On 05/04/2012 8:28 PM, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
>> Just a small home makeover...
>>
>
> Hello stranger. :-D
>
Hello to you! ;)
> I hope that this is not just a flying visit.
>
Well, we'll see what the weather's like. (Too windy to get broom
airborne? Softball-sized hail making it dangerous on the ground? Too
foggy for anyone to notice the POV-O-Mania-Fest souvenir below Andy's
right elbow?)
--Sherry Shaw
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On 06/04/2012 6:08 AM, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
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> Well, we'll see what the weather's like. (Too windy to get broom
> airborne?
You old traditionalist, you. ;-)
Softball-sized hail making it dangerous on the ground? Too
> foggy for anyone to notice the POV-O-Mania-Fest souvenir below Andy's
> right elbow?)
And the shadow on the wall.
And the reproduction of "A Friend in Need".
And Elvis
And a copy of the posted image in the left hand (as you look at it) picture.
So you have not lost your touch or did you dance three times round it,
widdershins?
--
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Stephen
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On 06/04/2012 03:22 AM, Darren New wrote:
> Better?
Some of us are old enough to remember when Jean Michel Jarre did this in
the video for Equinox part 4...
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Stephen wrote:
> So you have not lost your touch or did you dance three times round it,
> widdershins?
>
Just added a little eye of newt*, toe of frog, and an earwax-flavored
jelly bean.
--Sherry Shaw
* But not eye of Newt Gingrich, because that would be disgusting.
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On 07/04/2012 7:58 AM, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
> Stephen wrote:
>
>> So you have not lost your touch or did you dance three times round it,
>> widdershins?
>>
>
> Just added a little eye of newt*, toe of frog, and an earwax-flavored
> jelly bean.
>
Well the earwax-flavoured jelly beans are less traditional.
Have you tried?
Fillet of a Gummy snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Liquorice Stick, and Wax Lips;
Root Beer Barrel, and Nik-L-Nips;
For a charm of sickly trouble,
Like a Sugar Daddy, boil and bubble.
I have tried to find local ingredients where possible. It should be
efficacious.
>
> * But not eye of Newt Gingrich, because that would be disgusting.
Yes and far too Potent.
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Stephen
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On 4/6/2012 23:58, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
> Just added a little eye of newt*, toe of frog, and an earwax-flavored jelly
> bean.
Newts(*), $1 each.
(*) Pluck your own damn eyes.
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Darren New, San Diego CA, USA (PST)
"Oh no! We're out of code juice!"
"Don't panic. There's beans and filters
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See, here's the problem:
Imagine that you're walking down the street. You see a coffee shop that
you like, and you realize that it's been a while since you stopped by.
So you go inside, find a table, meet an old friend or two...You're just
quietly chatting, when a stinky guy runs in, jumps on your table, and
starts ranting...and it's *obnoxious* ranting. You're pretty sure it's
meant to be insulting, but it just doesn't even make any kind of
logical, adult sense.
So, what do you do? You can find another table, but the stinky guy is
still in there, and there's nothing stopping him from jumping on the
next table, and the next, and the next. The management isn't concerned;
as long as he buys the occasional cup of coffee, he's a customer--plus,
he may even bring in new clientele; I imagine there are plenty of people
in the world who enjoy a good, entertaining stinky guy rant alongside
their double-shot Raspberry-Mocha Delight.
So, I hate to say it, but, as much as I've enjoyed this tiny chat (and
as much as I appreciate your taking the time to actually look at my
little Home Makeover), I'm afraid I've got pressing business elsewhere.
Take care, Stephen. I hate to go--there are far too few gentlemen on
this particular planet in this particular century.
--Sherry Shaw
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On 08/04/2012 5:09 AM, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
> See, here's the problem:
Well that told me, in no uncertain terms.
I am mortally offended.
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Stephen wrote:
> On 08/04/2012 5:09 AM, Sherry K. Shaw wrote:
>> See, here's the problem:
>
> Well that told me, in no uncertain terms.
> I am mortally offended.
>
>
Stephen, *you* are obviously not the stinky guy.
--Sherry Shaw
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